wife steal

when a nigga like me smashes your wifey on her girl's night out while you are constantly calling her to check where she is

me: next time your girl is going out without you, remember boy, I am gonna show you what a wife steal is :)

by I'mHim August 29, 2023

Calling the wife

when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.

-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!

by T D1ddy March 15, 2011

Wife

The World's most Intimidating and Frightening Entity

John: "Hold on, my wife is comming!"
Mike: ".........."

by Piggy0620 May 8, 2024

wife material

a girl so amazing that she is worthy of spending the rest of eternity with

yeah bro, i love her so much; she is literally wife material

by richardsmortalenemy April 10, 2025

Slime wife

A female friend you have a close bond with, but not in fact a girlfriend. Your wife should know her place at home safe. While your slime wife should being thuggin next too you!

My girl at home with the kids holdin that down like she should. while I’m thuggin wit my slime wife got one hand on her throat the other pullin her hair, hitting it from the back

by Slimbaby1999baby:c February 9, 2021

Wife

Wait, so... If you're wife thinks you're ugly.... Do that mean she thinks I'm hot? She does doesn't she? Ha! Hahaha!

Hym "I bet she does don't she? Your wife? Huh? Am I hot?"

by Hym Iam April 4, 2023

Wife Privilege

Wife privilege, or wife/common law or girlfriend privilege, is the personal privilege that benefits the husband from her hairdressing skills over non hairdressing experiences in some households, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.

Benson: Haircut? What! Everything is closed, how'd you manage that?

Hedges: Wife cut it.

Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!

by RobbieStJean May 29, 2021