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Simp Trap

Anyone that exploits people online with the falsehood of interest in them for the exchange of money or gifts.
Writing someone's name on her body is setting a simp trap for people donating money to them.
by mr_sun_shine October 18, 2021
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boobie-trap

An over-da-shoulder boulder-holder dat "traps" Da Girls so dat dey don't just wobble and bounce around freely.
Gals in "civilized" countries often have bigger/heavier boobs, since they're always inside garments dat secure and "coddle" them, and this "protected environment" lets them "flourish 'n' mature" more, just the same as fruits or vegetables raised in a greenhouse usually get bigger than produce grown outdoors in the cold and wind. Ladies in tropical "topless" nations, however, just let their "girls" hang right out in the open, so they don't need to wear a boobie-trap 'cuz their titties generally stay fairly small and ultra-firm, and so they don't sway or wiggle around much, anyway.
by QuacksO May 17, 2019
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mask trap

Someone who looks attractive with their mask on but ugly as hell with their mask off.
Guy One: How'd it go with that girl you met in class?
Guy Two: Bad, she was a mask trap.
Guy One: That's rough buddy.
by Qwęřž October 5, 2020
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aliens in the trap

A collaborative album that was pieced together by the members of the Aliens group chat. Regarded as one of the best works of music in modern history, according to a bitch named Fabian
Tam: Aliens in the Trap really bumps!
Fabian: I wanna fuck a guy
by Young Tamothy October 20, 2018
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Trap-Card

When the opposing person tries to fool you with their plan, but you had a plan all along.
Opponent: You FOOL! You've fallen into my trap!

You: You idiot, you've activated my Trap-Card...
by joybuzzoffical November 19, 2020
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Death Trap

A piece of equipment or machinery, usually a car, that is in poor condition and is usually not safe to use in one's opinion.
"Tyler tried to make me ride around in that '93 Jetta his mom bought him as a graduation present, but there was no fucking way I was getting anywhere near that death trap. Motherfucker's got more rust on it then the Titanic, and the exhaust is held on with a bungee cord!"
by Thefirkman April 18, 2020
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People Trap

That glass table that an extended family member had. This table is used by mosquitoes as a trap for humans. Once a person moves within a one yard radius of the table, that person is immediately eaten alive by mosquitoes.
Mosquito-“The human has been lured into our People Trap”
by (888) 447-5594 June 22, 2020
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