by SelfMadeBum December 27, 2009
My baby mama is watching our kid tonight, then after work ima get him a happy meal and pick him up from her house, take him home for the weekend.
by Rossum Oppossum May 12, 2017
Ex: I wouldn't wife her but I'd work a couple bang babies out that behind.
Ex: How old is your son? He ain't mines thats my girls bang baby
Ex: I know ole' girl she got a bang baby for my boy.
Ex: How you gon' ignore me? It's your bang baby too. You best take care of your responsibility boy!
Ex: How old is your son? He ain't mines thats my girls bang baby
Ex: I know ole' girl she got a bang baby for my boy.
Ex: How you gon' ignore me? It's your bang baby too. You best take care of your responsibility boy!
by bringonthetrumpets December 01, 2009
I know you've all had a long day but stay focused and don't shake the baby.
Wow, man you really shook the baby on that one.
Wow, man you really shook the baby on that one.
by Deadwaite May 09, 2010
A baby pancake is when a male ejaculates onto a flat surface, most commonly his partners stomach, his ejaculate would then be spread in a circular manner, dried , peeled off and sometimes put into a photo album, often given heroic names like "Robert Lee" or "nuther' baby that coulda' been"
Girl 1-Hey is that a photo album on your coffee table?
Girl 2-No, it's an album of all the potential children that my trailer trash boyfriend and I coulda had
Girl 1-That's pretty disturbing, but I do indeed suppose that it's a convenient birth control and memorable souvenir all in one.
Girl 2-You betsha!....It's just to bad the eagle (The Government) don't send extra welfare checks for potential children in the form of baby pancakes
Girl 2-No, it's an album of all the potential children that my trailer trash boyfriend and I coulda had
Girl 1-That's pretty disturbing, but I do indeed suppose that it's a convenient birth control and memorable souvenir all in one.
Girl 2-You betsha!....It's just to bad the eagle (The Government) don't send extra welfare checks for potential children in the form of baby pancakes
by Cody Banks June 30, 2008
1. Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and a cheeseburger?
A. You don't have sex with a cheeseburger before you eat it.
2. Q. How do you make a dead baby float?
A. Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead babies.
OR
A. Take your foot off it's head.
3. Q. What's worse than waking up and finding a dead baby on your pillow?
A. Realizing you were drunk and had sex with it the night before.
A. You don't have sex with a cheeseburger before you eat it.
2. Q. How do you make a dead baby float?
A. Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead babies.
OR
A. Take your foot off it's head.
3. Q. What's worse than waking up and finding a dead baby on your pillow?
A. Realizing you were drunk and had sex with it the night before.
by D34DB4B135 September 11, 2010
Someone who takes things too seriously then profusely whines about it to the point of no return. Also another word for someone who sucks their mommies titty.
by shabam January 18, 2007