Zesty Testies

A man who has 'Zesty Testies' is abnormaly horny and constantly thinks about getting laid. He will screw a pile of rocks if he thought there was a snake in it.

"That dude humped the shit out of my cat yesterday"
"Man he must have a set of zesty testies"

by play pen is fun June 28, 2005

Black Zesty

This guy is very zesty he sniffs people. He's is very gay and black
Most of them you'll find with a boosie fade. Thinks their funny even if they can't pull a guy for shit.Lmao

JOHN: "God I hate that guy, what's his name?"

GARY: "Hassani, but we'll just call him Black Zesty"

JOHN: "Good idea"

by Wet Zesty Bestie April 13, 2023

The Zesty

While getting a blowjob, the guy tells his partner he's about to cum and to close her eyes. He instead throws a container of Burger King's Zesty sauce in her face while yelling "ZESTY!" When she freaks out, you then cum on her face in all the confusion.

I was getting a blowjob last night, and I went with The Zesty instead to finish.

by Cheezy Beef November 27, 2014

Zesty

When you get really baked, shit gets weird, and cravings hit like a bitch.

Really stoned.

Dude how are you still high?

I dunno man, i’m zesty.

by jenenter April 17, 2020

zesty nub

the spell checked version of "stfu n00b".

n00b: o man giv me gld plz
pwner: Zesty nub.

by Neal Hansen June 20, 2006

Zesty

Meaning an individual (preferably a straight male) either speaks or carries himself in a homosexual manner while maintaining his straight lifestyle.

Male 1: Yo bro, hop on call of duty.

Male 2: Can’t right now. I’m hanging out with the girlies. We’re watching Twilight and doing TikTok dance’s together.

Male 1: Aww hell nah. Bro zesty as hell.

Male 3: Bro is the zest-lord.

by minkn28 March 23, 2023

Zesty

A sexy muscle beast that's infinitely moist because he bathes in the blood of jelly beans every 667 seconds.

1. Zesty is so great. He is just the best UnityHaven Staff.

by TotalyIsntZesty April 16, 2017