A queer who gets their hair shaved from either losing a bet or a present. Usually described as a loser who nobody likes.
by haydense April 14, 2008
Get the zuni mug.Originating on May 9th 2020, Zuni’s Law describes the phenomena where internet users—many of whom have no prior knowledge of the subject—will follow any internet trend or bandwagon, and attempt to reproduce it nonsensically in poor quality. Many instances of this law include theft of other people’s ideas or work and attempts to rebrand it under the current trend. Zuni’s Law was established by iFunny user Zuniroa following the observation that many iFunny users began writing their own “laws” following the popularity of Bidoof’s Law and Garf’s Law. The most famous of these poor-quality laws is Kes’s Law. Kes’s Law differentiates itself from Bidoof’s and Garf’s laws in its idiocy due to the fact that it’s not an original observation of internet behavior, it’s merely a shoddily-made renaming of the Illusory Truth Effect.
Kes: “Yo dude these people keep joking about femboys, and now they like femboys! I think I could call this Kes’s Law just like Garf’s Law!”
Sensible Human Being: “That’s just the Illusory Truth Effect, retard. Zuni’s Law applies here.”
Kes: “Wait, isn’t Zuni’s Law itself an application of Zuni’s Law?”
Sensible Human Being: “Well, shit. You got me there.”
Sensible Human Being: “That’s just the Illusory Truth Effect, retard. Zuni’s Law applies here.”
Kes: “Wait, isn’t Zuni’s Law itself an application of Zuni’s Law?”
Sensible Human Being: “Well, shit. You got me there.”
by Zuniroa May 10, 2020
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by Ballsarejuevos April 5, 2022
Get the Emiliano Zuniga Canales Jr. mug.A woman who betrays other women by appealing to their desires. An equally powerful and evil post-feminist woman. Inspired by the character from Margaret Atwood's "The Robber Bride". She is both admired and feared at the same time, she is at once beauty and monstrosity.
by Tamumba March 21, 2008
Get the Zenia mug.Zunairah has no shame and will take your food if you offer her. Zunairah is straight up honest. Can be mean at first but get better and kinder as the time goes by. Be mean to her and she will be mean to u. Good person but can be very boring to talk too.
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Get the Zunairah mug.A flower found in paradise, often depicted in Islam and Arab mythology/culture. Often a name given to girls, and if so often a slim thick baddie, her flower opens every night cause she low-key a hoe. She was a companion of prophet Muhammad. Often times if named in this era, she loves cock, on the lowkey doe. Often indulges in Cleveland steamer.
by KOOLKIDyamao November 24, 2021
Get the Zunairah mug.The ultimate prank. This requires
A) a victim B) a pooper c) a hitter
The steps:
1) Wait for the victim to fall asleep
2) get the pooper to eat many things throughout the day to improve the prank. I suggest laxatives as well. Get him to take a poo and not wipe his ass.
3) Go to the victim and get the pooper to spread his buttcheeks 4-5 inches away from the victim's face
4) the hitter then proceeds to hit the victim in the balls, causing him to wake up and splatter his face into the pooper's bung hole
5) Yell "Huka Zuna!". Screaming "Mutha fucka" right after is optional, but its highly advised
A) a victim B) a pooper c) a hitter
The steps:
1) Wait for the victim to fall asleep
2) get the pooper to eat many things throughout the day to improve the prank. I suggest laxatives as well. Get him to take a poo and not wipe his ass.
3) Go to the victim and get the pooper to spread his buttcheeks 4-5 inches away from the victim's face
4) the hitter then proceeds to hit the victim in the balls, causing him to wake up and splatter his face into the pooper's bung hole
5) Yell "Huka Zuna!". Screaming "Mutha fucka" right after is optional, but its highly advised
by Dudeboyman March 29, 2010
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