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zooper

a zooper is one who doesnt understand simple things and is a simp.
this retard gary is such a fucking zooper
by crispynigg April 20, 2020
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Zoomerang

Making an Instagram boomerang of a zoom call.
Person 1: Is everyone okay to be on Instagram?
Person1: Great, time for the zoomerang!!
by Roadmanian May 1, 2021
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Zoodler

A device used to make noodles from Zucchini or other types of vegetables.
I would not want to use a zoodler on my dick.
by ExGBrianP June 13, 2021
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Zoomer Dad

A person from Gen-Z who acts like a Boomer dad, but makes references to early 2000's memes.
Bro, you're such a Zoomer Dad! You always send me those cringy "Cash Me Ousside" memes!
by ChristIsKing October 27, 2021
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Zooberfucked

When a person is an incomprehensible level of high after smoking or consuming marijuana that only the word zooberfucked can describe their state.
I'm so zooberfucked.
Look at him he's completely zooberfucked.
Let me get my life sorted before I get zooberfucked.
by DrBert February 5, 2022
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A zoomers ransom

Derivative of "a king's ransom".

A zoomer's ransom is an amount of money which surpasses the normal value of an object due to the perceived value by a zoomer.

The correct value is unknown to a zoomer due to not having an accurate historical context because of their age. A Millennial might knows that the "Duck Hunt Super Mario" for NES is worthless due to experience (seeing several copies in pawn shops for a penny circa 2003 for example) a Zoomer thinks this item is valuable and is willing to pay a Zoomer's ransom for it (for example $50). Their perception is created by Retro Gaming YouTubers and other con artists (also known as reseller scum).
"I could get a zoomer's ransom for that damaged copy of Majora's Mask"

"Oh no, AVGN just did another video about the Dreamcast. It's going to cost a Zoomer's ransom for one now!"

"I paid a zoomers ransom for this copy of Contra on NES. This shouldn't have be more than $10!"
by Frenchpet July 9, 2020
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zoonderps

a god, the best human being in the world, a sexy privileged white male.
Hey look its Zoonderps! hes so sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Zoonderps January 4, 2021
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