That one person who is constantly asking other people their zodiac signs so they can find out everything about them.
Girl: Hey, did you see that bitch ask the water polo star what his zodiac sign was?
Girl 2: She's such a zodiac stalker.
Girl 2: She's such a zodiac stalker.
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by Jayyvvr November 24, 2021
Get the Zodiac Sign K mug.Zodiac Signs are something that some people believe in, and some don’t. It’s about stars it’s a shape that stars form. And then it goes and your birthday month and day gets involved. On TikTok your zodiac sign apparently defines your personality, personal life, how you look, how you do/did in school etc. Those are not true, if you believe in zodiacs, they do not define your personality etc.
These are the dates for the “zodiac signs” if you even believe in them that is.
22 December – 20 January, Capricorn
20 January – 19 February, Aquarius
19 February – 21 March, Pisces
21 March – 20 April, Aries
20 April – 21 May, Taurus
21 May – 21 June, Gemini
21 June – 23 July, Cancer
23 July – 23 August, Leo
23 August – 23 September, Virgo
23 September – 23 October, Libra
23 October – 22 November, Scorpio
23 November – 22 December, Sagittarius
These are the dates for the “zodiac signs” if you even believe in them that is.
22 December – 20 January, Capricorn
20 January – 19 February, Aquarius
19 February – 21 March, Pisces
21 March – 20 April, Aries
20 April – 21 May, Taurus
21 May – 21 June, Gemini
21 June – 23 July, Cancer
23 July – 23 August, Leo
23 August – 23 September, Virgo
23 September – 23 October, Libra
23 October – 22 November, Scorpio
23 November – 22 December, Sagittarius
TikTok girl- If you’re a Pisces, you have divorced parents, you are adopted because nobody likes March.
Boy- But I’m born in March and I’m a Pisces, I’m not adopted or have divorced parents.
TikTok girl- Your Zodiac Signs define your personality. Deal with it 10 year old.
Boy- But I’m born in March and I’m a Pisces, I’m not adopted or have divorced parents.
TikTok girl- Your Zodiac Signs define your personality. Deal with it 10 year old.
by closely.Vanessa November 27, 2021
Get the Zodiac Signs mug.An Arizonian who comes to the West Coast beach cities every year and generally irritates all locals. Easily recognized by their rash guards, smashball games, and general disregard for beach etiquette.
Local 1: Dude, how was the beach?
Local 2: the shred was good, but the whole damn beach was infested with Zonies!
Local 2: the shred was good, but the whole damn beach was infested with Zonies!
by Get Your Own Beach! October 8, 2008
Get the zonie mug.A somewhat kind person, acts very goofy and is somewhat childish (not really in a bad way though), however very delusional. Isn’t the best at showing their true feelings to others that they are even close to. Needs to realize that no matter if they try to put up a front to hide their true self, whether they be depressed or insecure, that's who they are and there’s no faking it. If they want to change (not that its super easy) all they have to do is try.
Zoie, no matter who you believe you are, what others believe you to be, or what you act out yourself as, you are you. People say the most important thing in life is to learn oneself , so just know that your self is always what you currently are and its not going anywhere without you. So rather than getting down and sad about the past, the future, and etc. why not focus on the you right now and how you can change for the better. Once you do, perhaps the past won’t look to sad anymore and the future will be a little more clear to you and everything else will just maybe make a bit more sense. Little do you know this is because you got to know yourself a little better.
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Get the Zoie mug.Something that is determined by when you exit out of your mom's vagina (or belly in some cases) that some girls use to stereotype you or make up an excuse on why they committed 69420666133791021 war crimes in Ukraine.
Prosecutor: "Your honor, Miss Crystal has been charged with terrorism, arson, grand theft, mass murder, vehicular manslaughter, hate crimes, sexual assault, filing false reports, kidnapping, and attempted genocide."
Crystal: "Sorry I'm such a Scorpio EL OH EL"
Attorney: "Dammit I got an astrology girl as a client."
Judge: "I declare Miss Crystal as Guilty" *slams judge hammer down multiple times*
Lesson: zodiac signs are bs
Crystal: "Sorry I'm such a Scorpio EL OH EL"
Attorney: "Dammit I got an astrology girl as a client."
Judge: "I declare Miss Crystal as Guilty" *slams judge hammer down multiple times*
Lesson: zodiac signs are bs
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