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Someone who you absolutely hate and would do anything to rid him from this world, always thinks he's funny and shows off his richness, his friends are probably with him so they can kill him and steal his stuff when he becomes rich. He is the type of guy to go through a whole day with a girl and still get friend-zoned. He is cocky and thinks too highly of himself. Hopefully he finds this and be more like his friend Matthew.
I hate you, you're SUCH a zen haan.
Zen Haan by asdfghjkl777 May 13, 2020
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An alcoholic beverage that one takes on-the-go.
She was running late for the party so to speed things up she made a Zen Dog and drank it on the way to Brad's house.
Zen Dog by Kingsly Punkin July 13, 2011

Zen Video Network 

My dog ZENed yesterday. We are having the dog funeral tomorrow.

(Zen stands for Zen Video Network)

zen room 

a room of a person's house specifically used for smoking weed and chilling. usually decorated to promote contemplation, relaxation, etc. may be decorated with black lights, comfortable furniture, a big tv, art, posters, etc.
After a long day at work I retired to my zen room where I proceeded to blaze the ganj, which quickly alleviated my anxiety.
zen room by frattrick April 7, 2011

zen chicken 

super uber trippy sort of bird which refuses to move it's tiny little head no matter what you to do it...try running it over with your truck multiple times. it has the power of buddha within it.
"hey look...zen chickens are cooool."
zen chicken by laura T February 1, 2004
A female version of the man cave; a place of solace and peace.
I retreated to my zen den for a meditation, some reading and a cup of tea.
Zen Den by HollywoodHash October 19, 2016