all wool and a yard wide

A term derived from the garment industry, meaning of high quality and/or genuine. Since material that was made of one consistent fibre, such as wool, was often thought of as being best for clothing, and since fabric that was made in yard widths was best for hand tailors to work on, this was considered the criteria for excellence.

A:" Have you seen the new girl in the accounts department?"
B:"Oh, yeah - All wool and a yard wide, with those legs!"

by D F Stuckey April 6, 2004

1000 Yard Stare

The 1000 Yard Stare, or the 2000 Yard Stare, was a symptom of battlefield stress and exhaustion. It became named so during World War II, because the victim would become unresponsive and stare "a thousand yards off".

After the invasion of Peleiu, many Marines would fall victim to the 1000 Yard Stare after numerous days of endless combat.

by Captain Miller January 24, 2009

yard cigar

A dog turd. In the yard or on the street.

Wow check out that yard cigar! Someone had something to celebrate, they sucked the colour out of it and it's white to the roach!

by skemes April 1, 2012

Yadiris

A bad bitch who will chew you up and spit u out while looking flawless

Bitch u need to learn how to be a Yadiris cuz she dint play

by Lucidee December 20, 2016

lay a yard of dick

Annihilate or obliterate sexually; fuck really hard.

The second you get home, I'm gonna lay a yard of dick on you!

God, that girl was hot. I wanna lay a yard of dick on that ass.

by B-cat82 June 5, 2010

YadiMonster

A name givin to a cuban who would do anything to brighten a sick persons day.

"Whoa! Your sucha sweet yadimonster!"

by PiranahPlant(rawrrrr] February 5, 2010

yaldie

Yaldie, a saying for excitement

Scottish for yes

Yaldie can be used in a sentence such as:

Aw yaldie av got me a pure mad mental bottle of bucky

by Yaldie May 30, 2016