Life sucks , then you die.But first life rapes you up the ass and slits your throat and leaves you to die.Then a gang comes along and beats the fuck out of you and takes your wallet.Then you get ran over repeatedly by a garbage truck.Then liberals tell you to be more sensitive.And then , if your lucky , you die.

Life's a bitch and she's back in heat...yup.. life sucks and then you die ...

life sucks and then you die by broken down March 6, 2007

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sucks for you

It is a term used when something bad happens to someone else.

*Me spills drink*
Me: Well damn I just spilled my drink!
Friend: Sucks for you!

sucks for you by Pizza_&_Icecream May 23, 2016

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life sucks and then you die.

The cold, hard truth. That and 42.

Example I-
Person 1: "Man...why is everything so complicated and difficult?"

Person 2: "No one knows man....all we know is life sucks and then you die. That and 42."

Example II- (subtle version)
Person 1: "This is effing retarded!"

Person 2: "Don't worry, you'll die sooner or later."

life sucks and then you die. by lukewarmocha October 7, 2010

sucks to be you

Phrase used to express an indifferent sympathy.

"My car exploded when I was buying a donut!"
"Sucks to be you."

sucks to be you by sitesurfer June 13, 2004

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