Write Wood

To get someone worked up about something that will never happen.

Preface: The party host doesn't know any girls.

Dialogue:
Party Host: We're having a party at the condo. There are going to be a lot of girls there.

Friend: Don't "write wood"! We know it's going to be all dudes.

by efdseandonww March 22, 2011

writer's constipation

An antonym of writer's block. This phrase means having to many ideas in you mind, that you are not able to get them out in a orginsized and creative fasion.

I'm having a wicked hard time writing this story. I mean, I just have so many ideas. I think I'm suffering from writer's constipation man.

by EmeraldFire April 3, 2008

write off

when something has gone completely wrong

last night was a write off

by izlucia April 1, 2017

Write for a large audience

When you're trying to think up of a word to define on Urban Dictionary and you see "Write for a large audience" on the new word creator page.

1. Be general
2. Write for giants

"Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information."

by LordoftheNinthCloud October 22, 2015

Write

The art of manipulating ink to do your dirty work.

I can write whatever the fuck I want, no one can stop me with my pen and paper.

by Jon Kassab April 6, 2008

nothing to write home about

something that is of no significance

Their cake was okay but was nothing to write home about.

by Light Joker January 22, 2006

writeo

When you are writing and make a spelling mistake or fuck up. Like a typo, but in writing.

John: This note says "i want to cum all over your body"...
Kaley: Oh yeah sorry. it was supposed to say "I want to come over." it was a writeo.

by KatieeisKinky. November 30, 2009