would you like to sign my petition

If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.

hi there would you like to sign my petition?

by mycockiscutinhalf January 23, 2021

still would

Despite changing circumstances with an individual, you remain sexually attracted.

IE you 'still would' sleep with the person.

Example 1 -
Person A: She was super racist. She called your mother a very anti-Semitic word.
Person B: Still would.

Example 2 -

Person A: I think I detected a bulge.
Person B: Still would.

by Full Frenzy October 30, 2020

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

You had to be pretty bored to look this one up.

A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked.

by Bark. Tree, Bark. March 5, 2005

wouldn't've

contraction for would not have

i hella wouldn't've expected that thug to be a poet in his spare time.

by bradf0rd December 3, 2004

you wouldn't steal a car

An idiotic PSA comparing pirating a 1 GB movie file and stealing a full blown $50k+ 2 ton vehicle. The phrase was a part of an anti-piracy campaign called "Piracy, It's a Crime" created by Motion Picture Association. The PSA paints piracy as a bad thing even though it helps people living in 3rd world countries, aids developers test out software, and opens artists up to a whole new world of software.

"You wouldn't download a car" is a common variant of the phrase, originally created by Reddit user augreeko on /r/funny.

you wouldn't steal a car
you wouldn’t steal a handbag
you wouldn’t steal a television
you wouldn’t steal a movie

Downloading pirated films is stealing,
stealing is against the law,
PIRACY. IT’S A CRIME.

by DisgustingWeebs February 19, 2017

Who would've thunk?

It is a phrase to denote surprise, thoughtfulness and shock on an event or happening

Joe: America gets a black president
Bill: Who would've thunk?

by shrikash December 9, 2009

wouldya dare?!

Outcry of a chav.

Usually found uttered in NorthEastern schools, chavs will cry this when another does something the aforesaid chav considers unacceptable.
This usually includes doing work, talking to the teacher, or having a basic grasp of personal hygeine (something chavs unfortunately have not evolved to have).

See I wouldn't dare.

Person: Hi, my friends!
Chav: WOULDYA DARE?!
Person: Huh?

Person: I'm gonna hav a shower tonight.
Chav: WOULDYA DARE?!
Person: You apparently wouldn't.

by Callum Hew February 26, 2008