Working Man's Wedding Proposal

Occurs when a woman presents a man with a positive pregnancy test, and shortly thereafter, they are married. The wedding is usually performed without fanfare at a courthouse or VFW/Bingo hall by a justice of the peace.

Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: The girlfriend gave me a Working Man's Wedding Proposal last night. I gotta meet her at the courthouse during my lunch break today.
Man 1: Damn, that sucks.

by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008

Working Off

When you do work just to satisfy yourself.

"Hey Tim, what are you doing on this incredible, beautiful Saturday morning?"
"Oh, I'll be working off. I love to work!"

by B Talented May 1, 2009

Working Woman

Slang for prostitute. A woman who provides sex services not limited to intercourse for a price.

Nothing like a fine working woman to let off some steam after work!

by andreophile April 9, 2010

Working at the Play Doh Factory

taking a dump, making poo, going #2

Where did you disappear to?
Oh, I've been working at the play doh factory.

by Crevice June 13, 2008

working deals

The thought, attempt, and effort put into intiating a hookup. One can "work deals" on another or have their "deal worked".

Source: KM, New Trier Class of 2006

" Yeah I worked his deal so hard, he came home with me last night"

"I suck at working deals, and thats why i go home alone every night"

"I want my deal worked by HER!"

by trevs4lyfe April 11, 2007

working for the clown

working at McDonald's

Jim must be desperate for a job, he's working for the clown!

by Yostiemonster February 2, 2006

The working man

When u get home from work. And. Get a bj and nut on her face and as she walks to the bathroom to clean up she trips over ur boots and face plants the cum into the rug

My boy Justin. Gave that girl the working man last night said it was funny as hell till someone had to clean the rug

by Birch hood October 15, 2016