Woof Puss

A plump, fat, big woman who probably has a gross ugly huge fat vagina.

'Whoa those are your moms sisters? They are all so fat and ugly!"

"Yeah, I call them the woof puss sisters!"

by Rabbidy Rabble April 1, 2010

woof hoof

A massive veiny erection that can be seen through a mans sweat pants when not wearing underwear.

I saw a man with a woof hoof walking out of the gym the other day.

by Tittyslapper69 May 2, 2017

woof donkey

A manly man who is completely gay but hides it well, usually found hanging out in bars preying on young fat men who are almost 5'9" that get too drunk to defend themselves sexually. This behavior is likely due to the Geldard syndrome.

A woof donkey is the gay male version of a swamp donkey. Woof donkeys are usually miserable creatures because they are unable to retain "life partners" because of being hung like field mice (Geldard syndrome). This is also why they are very elusive and rarely caught. Most victims never know anything happened during or after being completely taken advantage of by a woof donkey.

Look at that Woof Donkey bastard Geldard hanging on little OCD Stevie over there. Probably going to dip him in flour and lick his jelly rolls. Squeal like a pig little Stevie!

by Chris's Frog October 30, 2019

Optimus-Woof

Used to describe your dog when he is barking at another dog Decepticon and trying to act tough.

Dog - "Bark! Bark!"
Owner - "Hey, my dog is Optimus-Woof!"

by connorsimpson May 24, 2017

6.4 woof

used on a tango ad now used nearly every where (round by us any whay annoying damn) means verry good

thats a good drenching "6.4 WOOF"

by titanic-barney November 1, 2003

Oof woof

A cuter way of saying oof

*Dies in Roblox* “OOF WOOF”!!!!!!!

by OOF WOOF November 20, 2019

Wooftie woof

A nice dog.

Look at that wooftie woof that looks nice.

by BENERRIDGE AND WHAT?! June 6, 2011