Wonky Tonk

1. Country songs about public policy.

A play on the music genre honky tonk named after the seedy bars where this baudy country style was born and the term wonk for political information junkies.

There have always been protest songs about activism for as long as there has been folk music. Woody and Arlo Guthrie, Bob Dylan, and other political bands like R.E.M. or Rage Against the Machine have made careers out of including politics in their music.

There have also been plenty of patriotic country songs with some political references, but until now there has never been an entire genre devoted entirely to rapping about the specifics of public policy in a rowdy saloon-style country flavor.

The downside is that musicians often lack sufficient wonk and many activists are lacking in tonk.

He's a true wonky tonk singer - I feel I really understand house bill #137 in way I never did before, and I also feel a bit drunk.

by gdolezal June 15, 2011

Wonky Donkey

The act of having anal sex with a woman as she bends over to give another man a blow-job. As this happens, the men arm wrestle on her back. Once their arm wrestle has reached completion, the paired fists knock out the woman (see Donkey Punch).

Lets wonky donkey Rackle. But Im so gonna win the arm wrestle.

by hellequin23 November 12, 2009

wonky

To be completely wasted, inebriated, shitfaced, blind. Must be said in an Australian twang.

I was getting wonky with me blokes while I was getting a bloody rimmy.

by 33rd Street July 24, 2005

wonkle

Wonky Toggle - A term used to define an input that results in a boolean value. Usually implemented using radio buttons, checkboxes, or a drop down menu, with values of true/false, yes/no, agree/disagree, on/off.

"Maybe we should just use a wonkle: Are you trippin (0) Yes ( ) No"

by Michael Bracken Chris January 6, 2008

wonky

Wonky (n) - the slight cock eyed, retarded horse like thing you might see on blackpool beach taking obese family members 10 yards down the beach before the 'wonky' collapses. In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'

In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'

by Ben Sutton HK January 24, 2010

wonkey

wonkey is a word play on the words 'wonky' and 'one key'.
'wonky' refering to a type/genre of music and 'one key' refers to the drug culture that goes hand in hand with it.
a key can be used to deliver drugs straight from the bag to the nose = one key
wonkey is the name of night currently running from birmingham every last friday of the month.specialising in only the freshest and most upfront Dirty, Wonkey, Jackin, Fidget, Big Beat, Electro house there is!

"are you coming to wonkey tonight?"

by willy wonkey February 24, 2008

wonky toad

When someone is absolutely convinced they will never take ketamin again and only moments later is reduced to a toady mess on the party floor mumbling about ballbags and dribbling on ladies.

The anaemic toad when in with the mysterious ginger weasel becomes enraged and he and his sidekick the rare african closet gremlin. went on a magical journey from the land of carpet to the vinyl mountain. He then feeling challenged issues mucus from his griffnuts and transforms into a wonky toad.

by willhelm654 August 11, 2011