Robert Van Winkle

The birth name of the rap god, Vanilla Ice. Robert Van Winkle originates from Dallas, Texas but claims he is from Miami. He wrote such songs as Ice Ice Baby, Ninja Rap, Ninja Rap 2, Ice Ice Baby (Christmas edition), and Ice Ice Baby (Zumba Mix). He is also known for his very epic show, Vanilla Ice Goes Amish and his partially less epic show, The Vanilla Ice Project.

When I first heard Robert Van Winkle's Ice Ice Baby, it changed my life for the better.

by Spiderman3 February 2, 2019

wonker donk

another name for a penis. aka love muscle.

"He has such a big wonker donk."

by ummm32948213 August 14, 2009

Wankle

1) the jacking of a very small penis. To wank a winkle is to perform a wankle
2) The young son of a wanker or chavs who is already displaying wanker like tendencies, ie; swearing at you in the street, calling you "guv" and swigging endless cans of cheap liquid bought in bulk at the local Spar

1) "Mum, Sam's locked himself in the bathroom again!"

"Ah, leave him at it love, he's just having a wankle"

~"His dick was so tiny, I realised I was actually giving him a wankle"

2) "You know that twat down the road? Well, his lad dropped a crushed can of 'Kola' in my garden and then told me to "Chill the fuck out, Guv" when I told him to pick it up!"

"Jesus, what a wankle"

by MagickDio February 4, 2010

wonkey

An adolescent male slang term for a penis, popular in the rural south in the 1980s. Esp. used at summer camp.

Dude, close your tent flaps when you are changing, everybody can see your pitifully small wonkey.

by wonkey monkey October 28, 2007

dinkle winkle

A dinkle winkle is the most amusing slang for penis.

My boyfriend's dinkle winkle isn't the largest around, but I love him regardless.

Dude, how many times do I gotta tell you not to play with your dinkle winkle in the middle of class. That's just weird.

The man called 911 because he got his dinkle winkle jammed in a bottle.

He stuck his dinkle winkle in her cockpit.

That man loves the dinkle winkle.

by FagFucker April 10, 2008

wanklet

A tablet dedicated for accessing porn, to assist with wanking

Q: Mate, want to go down to the pub for Sunday arvo beer?

A: Nah mate, pretty busy with the wanklet.

by jjtu May 28, 2015

spit the winkle

a past time (usually played in sober living houses) that involves inserting a 2 liter bottle full of warm water into your ass and then exerting pressure to eject the water as far as possible.

When he spit the winkle a chunk of poo hit the dog in the head. Then the dog ate it

by Jonnie Sack April 23, 2006