Wonk

The penetration of a Ditch Pig's carpet junk cousin.

I wonked that F###ing Ditch Pig in the Tradesman's entrance.

by Hung19812008 May 10, 2008

cock wonk

Cock wonk is when a cock is bent or wonky.

‘You should see the cock wonk on this guy I’m seeing ‘

by Minx13s August 30, 2019

Saint wonk

When a zoot has some wonk to it

Wheeyyy ya dickhead, your zoots got saint wonk

by Saint Dawgy Dawg April 07, 2021

Smonk The Wonk

Slang for smoking weed.

Person 1: Yo bro, I like to smonk the wonk! I do it all the time.

Person 2: Sick, bro!

by Roggyboi September 22, 2018

super wonk

A term used when a person does something that is categorized as weird and nerd like.

Jack: Hey Jill, I got a break-up email from that girl I was telling you about the other day.

Jill: Really?

Jack: Yeah, it's pretty funny since we've never met.

Jill: Dude, that's super wonk!

by left brain May 12, 2009

wink wonk

some bullshit made up by the thot ashleigh wannanananan

"Ashleigh what is to wink wonk? "
"its when you wink and then you wonk"

by lesbian sheep shagger December 01, 2018

Wheat wonk

A man with a mangina that has convinced himself he is allergic to wheat.

Richard you wheat wonk, get a slice a bread into you.

by The handsome tyrant August 08, 2014