Jehovas Witness

For the correct spelling and grammar, see Jehovah's Witnesses.

"Jehovas Witness" is misspelled and grammatically incorrect.

by Downstrike June 4, 2004

Jehovah's Witnesses

Jehovah's Witnesses are just normal people. I am writing because I am tired of people complaining about them coming to their doors at like 6 or 7 am, saying that they are a cult, that they want their children to die and so on... As one of Jehovah's Witnesses, I can say from experience that all of this is NOT true. Our beliefs and outlooks on life, comes from the Bible. If you are reading this to get an understanding of Jehovah's Witnesses, PLEASE do NOT believe everything people say out there. If you want the truth about the religion, visit the website listed below or contact your local Kingdom Hall. Thanks!

The official Jehovah's Witnesses website is: www.watchtower.org

by STaurus March 2, 2009

jehovahs witness

people who have wrong beliefs about everything its actually laughable how dumb their religion is its a sinful cult but are good kissers and good at tetris

jehovahs witnesses confuse society stay away

by blueberrychapstickruinedmylife October 24, 2017

Jehova's Witness

They are not lazy at all because they do all the normal stuff like raise a family, work, go to school and they still manage to get god's word out regurly. AND, it's spelled Jehovah's Witnesses

3 days a week got to religous meetings
5 day a week (or more) work-go to school
24-7 raise a family
any day they get a chance go out door-to-door

by Joy Smith July 12, 2005

Witness

to agree with someones' point or position. To see something as the truth.

My partner said that my ride was the baddest in the show. Witness!

by J. Hays July 17, 2006

Witness Tree

a solitary tree amid remote or wide open landscape. Usually a witness tree has been around for many hundreds of years and is the only witness to the history in that area. This phrase can also refer to other objects that have stood the test of time to be the only witness in an area; for example a witness rock.

While driving through wide open prairie of South Dakota, we stopped to have a picnic under a witness tree.

Bob caught his limit of walleye while sitting on a witness rock at wolverine bend.

by lakejammers August 19, 2011

computer witness

A particular subgenre of computer geek. Someone who is obsessed with computers for the sake of computers and not for what they can do. Will often spend hours running performance tests and having "races" between different chips with various programs without ever getting any actual work done on said equipment.

Gene longs for the good old days of the Macs-vs-PCs war...those were some good times, up late with a flat of Mountain Dew and all his buddies racing their computers. Gene is a computer witness.

by DJ HORSERACING ACCIDENTS September 1, 2004