windy as a two-headed queer

1. Used to describe especially windy conditions. Compares high wind speeds to the perceived, or stereotypical, talkativeness of a male homosexual. Times two. Offensive to some homosexuals without a sense of humor.

Jay: How is the weather there?"
Bob: "The sun is shining, but it's windy as a two-headed queer."

by jcodya December 22, 2009

windy poo

to relieve ones self of excess methane in the digestive system

i windy pooed on your dads face.

by neil June 5, 2003

windy

Window, used in the north of Ireland

close that windy will ye

by Alcap0ne April 15, 2008

windy pickle

When you start jacking off so fast you create a slipstream with your penis.

When I pulled a windy pickle last night I blew my sheets off...

by Mr Slipper Pickle May 18, 2016

windy shrimp

Where a person goes to kiss another person, but instead of any application of the tongue they blow in their mouth instead.

"Dude, that Queen of Bagels there went in as if she were gonna slip me the tongue, ya know?"

"Yeah man?"

"Instead, that phreaky chick gives me the windy shrimp!"

"No way!"

"Yes way! She totally blew in my mouth!"

by Kreetofa March 4, 2006

Windler

a girl, with blue eyes, blonde hair, tiny waist, and big boobs, and her friends call her the ACTUAL BARBIE

Watch out the Windler will catch you by surprise

by lauren and caroline December 7, 2004

Windy

The love of my life, but I have no clue who she is? Caring and affectionate, but she will get bored with you and look somewhere else for her unfulfilled desires.

Everything I want in a women, I love her nose, and her voice, and wish I really got to know her deep inner thoughts. If I was superman I would turned the world backwards and start over again just to see her smile at me. I would give my life for her, I love her, and think of her everyday of my life............Windy, I'm sorry, I love you, and I can die happy knowing I had a small piece of your heart.

You crushed my soul, with your wild eyes
You ripped my heart, with your soft hands
You cut me off, in my time of dispair
You cast me out, with your twisted tongue

You said you "loved", with your duplicitous mind
And that is fine, In the game of love
I feel your magic and it blinds me forth
When my shields are down, your beckon call
Deception is your only game
And I would roll the dice once more just to play

deceptionwindylovegames

by Alover2012 November 4, 2012