Moist Willard

An epically failed wet willie that just makes everything awkward and moist

Sara: Why'd you lick the top of my ear?
John: I tried the Moist Willard

by BruhBeBallin March 18, 2015

Pope willard

The pope to the religion Willardism

Pope willard really just blessed a joint then blessed my children.

by The pope of willardism June 26, 2021

wet willerd

when a man gets a rim j from a girl, and after shes done he takes his finger and sticks his finger in his butthole and then sticks it in her ear.....

after tina gave Napoleon a rim job he gave her a wet willerd...... and left......

by lirpaydoc February 10, 2022

connor willard

huge fat cock 8 inch girth 20 inch length

connor willard has a huge cock

by joe rogan February 27, 2023

Wet Wilford Brimley

It's when you're taking a girl from behind, you're about to finish, and you pull out. But instead of finishing, you pour piping hot Quaker Oats on her back and warn her about diabetes.

Oh man, I was having a late breakfast of some oatmeal when my girl woke up DTF. It was hard to stop but I couldn't resist giving her the old Wet Wilford Brimley.

by Steele, Jim November 24, 2023