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wellingborough

A medium sized town in Northamptonshire, England. Used to be a one horse town until the horse was killed and eaten by the huge horde of East European scum that have infested the place lately (much like the rest of England really). The town was formerly populated by a large contingent from the Indian sub-continent, but these have mostly left, as they have realised that everyone is on to them, since those tossers Blair and Bush started their 'war on anyone arabic looking'!. Unfortunately the town has gone even further downhill in recent times due to the influx of drug dealing 'Psuedo' Africans and aforesaid East Europeans. Very few indiginous locals left in the area, and those that are all look confused as virtually no-one speaks English anymore. It's not really worth the effort of visiting, unless you are looking for a reason to feel depressed and suicidal.

The only good thing about Wellingborough is that it isn't Bedford!
Ivanya: "When I was coming to England, I was having to decide between living in Bedford or Wellingborough"

Lech: "and why were you choosing the Wellingborough?"

Ivanya; " Well I was deciding that I would not need to be learning the English in Wellingborough as they all speak the Poleska, also in the Bedford they would just be wanting me there to improve the stock in their inbred gene pool"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 10, 2006
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Four wheeling with the turkey lady

A repulsive sexual maneuver when you are having sex with a girl with a warbling double chin. You jab your dick in her mouth, making her chin vibrate as she is making turkey sounds. Just before ejaculation you pull out and turn her around, going for the dirt road while she is on all four.
That Tom is such a quitter, I really wanted to get a hold of him but he was out four wheeling with the turkey lady all weekend.

Originated in Idaho, modified in Chicago, perfected in NYC
by Klascombat October 18, 2010
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whilling out

why you whilling out son,calm down yo!
by g-baby December 11, 2003
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Wheeling

The act of hooking up just for fun with no attachments and no emotion.
me: I just want some wheeling.
him: oh, wanna be friends with benefits?
me: FUCK YES.
by fwbs December 23, 2009
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Wellingborough

A little town in Northamptonshire, England. I’ve only ever been here once and I stayed and a hotel and when I woke up there was bullet holes in the door and my car was gone. Stay away. You’ve been warned.
Wellingborough is so unsafe
by Johnny Davidsonsons December 2, 2018
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wheping

Having an orgy in a public fountain, usually at night
James: You'll never guess what I saw the other day...
Mary: What?
James: There was a group of people wheping in that fountain on 5th street
by veryverygullible July 5, 2017
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Wellington

Wellington is a name given to sons of nobles , sons of wealthy families. Wellingtons are generally thoughtful extremely euphoric , interact a lot with people and are good listeners , very atractive and good boyfriends
“Hi Wellington, how are you
Can you be my Boyfriend Wellington?”
by RICARDINHO X.0 November 21, 2021
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