Dead Weight

A relationship that has gotten way too heavy, typically with one person being the cause for unfathomable drama.

What an asshole! She's better off though, at least she's done with the dead weight.

by Woe is me. August 6, 2010

get your weight up

"Get your weight up means I don't care if you're at school, I don't care if you're working at McDonald's, it's all about elevation in life. It's all about taking your life to the next step, and that's what I mean by that. I see a lot of people who run around here, man, and they just talk all the time about dope, and it ain't just about the streets and you getting your weight up. I know a lot of school cats who are trying to achieve their goals themselves, so whatever goals you achieve is getting your weight up." -Stank

Quit fuckin' around and get your weight up homie.

by Erdos June 26, 2008

weight

a street term meaning cocaine. mainly used by dealers or people that deal with large amounts of cocaine

sold the glock, bought some weight
Laid back, I got some money to make - Notorious BIG

by ceeee November 23, 2003

wedding weight

the weight gained by a spouse after marriage occurring more in females.

Jimmy married Holly, the perfect sized girl. After things settled down she gained her wedding weight, making her a little more than he could handle.

by George Hans May 30, 2008

coffee weightloss program

Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 3 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation. Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.

Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the fatties that were coming to his store every morning.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? September 28, 2008

coffee weightloss program

Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 5 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation (roll eyes). Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.

Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the big white whales that were coming to his store every morning.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009

weed weight

The weight you gain from eating all the delicious food you can get your hands on(muchies) while you are high.

Example 1:
Fred gained like 6 pounds of weed weight after spending the weekend mega stoned and eating.

Example 2:
Hey bro, let's go running, I need to burn off all this weed weight.

by A-damn-69 March 8, 2009