weapons of mass destruction

A pair of massive boobs

Person (Pointing at boobs): Wow, look at those weapons of mass distruction!

by asdfghjkl; April 16, 2004

weapons of mass destruction

fictitious reasons to send people to fight for oil.

George Bush sending troops to Iraq

by Private Joker August 31, 2003

Nuclear Weapons

Weapons that rely on the energy stored inside atoms for their power.

Weapons that keep us and our allies (like Taiwan) free.

Weapons that should be used on iran, north korea, and saudi arabia.

by I_Hate_Liberals September 5, 2004

weapons of mass destruction

A weapons system only allowed for US,Russia,France, UK, China and Israel. Other countries with ambitions of owning such systems will be Bush-wacked at billions and billions dollars of cost to the unemployed American taxpayer.

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

Nuclear Weapons

The "reason" Bush gave us for going to war.

The one thing we ahve yet to find in Iraq.

by Anti-Bush May 26, 2003

Weapons

Any horrendous pair of shoes that catch your eye whilst shoe shopping.
The mere sight of the shoe triggers a subconscious impulse to grip that ugly son of a bitch and throw it halfway across the store.
The shoe usually ends up hitting someone on the side of the head or striking the back of one's calf causing injury...like a weapon.

Curly: "Hey, whats up, names Curly...check out my new pair of Crocs."

Trent: "Fuck you Curly, those kicks are some weapons. In fact the other day I threw those joints and killed a mother and her child."

by Dr. Dec February 27, 2008

heavy weapons

Weapons intended for mass interdiction. This includes demolition, rocket-propelled grenades, squad automatic weapons, and stationary machine guns. Basically anything big and heavy that isn't readily shoulder-fired and does massive amounts of damage.

Normally a line of T-72 tanks would have meant trouble, but to the heavy weapons specialists of Bravo team they were flyspecs.

by Chrono June 20, 2004