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D-Wand

D-Wand

A high-powered air wand made by the good people a Dyson that is very useful for drying hard-to-reach places if nozzling gets a bit out of hand.
"I was in Dubai recently and, naturally, did some nozzingly. Went a bit overboard, and TP simply would not have suffice. Boy was I happy they had a D-Wand."
by Ligua Frank-a June 5, 2014
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Ghouly Wand

When you stick your finger in your butthole and fish hook someone.
There are two types of people in the world: those who give wet willies, and those who give ghouly wands.
by captmurk May 25, 2018
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pregnancy wand

Me: "I cast a spell on Sara with my pregnancy wand."

Friend: "What?"
Me: "I fucked her in the vagina."
Friend: "That's sick bro."
by ass violator 9000 July 15, 2017
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Mascara wand

According to Tik tok “mascara wand” refers to a man’s genitals, and the “tube” being a women’s genitals.
“My boyfriend put his mascara wand in to someone else’s tube”
by Dishwater February 26, 2023
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Wand of Chaos

David rammed his wand of chaos deep into the anus of his half-sister, causing his willing victim to flail under its might.
by Titty Bar Barry October 17, 2010
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Banger wand

Adopted by the Ozark garden walk consortium as a critical tool required in the process of dab or wax consumption. Banger wands can be of various design and style but the purpose of the tool is to scoot the substance from its packaging and to stir it into a glowing banger.
The only way to safely put the the dab into that glowing red banger is with a banger wand
by TwogunsTony October 6, 2022
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drama wand

handheld device for texting, emailing, facebooking or anything else that enables the sending of/receiving of personal drama events.
nailed that bitch with one bite of my drama wand
by plymano July 9, 2014
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