wandering mumbleguts

(n). A person who habitually rambles on while talking incoherently in an inaudible or soft tone of voice, often in a boorish monotone.

Oh no, lets go make ourselves look busy. Here comes that wandering mumbleguts.

by Dave Hultgren February 26, 2004

wandering lunatic

A psycho that wanders through-out citys screaming about who knows what.

"Dont make eye contact with him or he'll come talk to you."

by Wandering Lunatic June 27, 2005

walloring

kids out in the yard being crazy and yelling (southern idiom)

Ya'll stop walloring and come in and eat.

by southernteacher September 20, 2013

Wagering

To obtain maximum pleasure by masturbating with a premium porn account, specifically Bang Bros with the username 71wager.

Yesterday when I was wagering I splurged on my cat, Cecil! He's all sticky now!

by WagerCentral May 30, 2015

Watering The Wallflowers

When someone flirts with unpopular people just to get attention.
"It's all false love and affection, you don't want me, you just like the attention", is a good way to put it.

"See that girl? She's just Watering The Wallflowers... Poor guy"

by ISeeWhatYouDoInManilaBearBoo April 22, 2012

Watering basil

The act of performing oral sex.

Some men don't like watering basil but all the best men don't mind.

Kristen prides herself on having no gag reflex and being good at watering basil.

by Jlbers January 27, 2017

Watering the pamplemousse

Canadian slang: To cry, often excessively.

Man, that movie sure had me watering the pamplemousse.

by Utopic Canadian December 12, 2021