Waldorfian

Subscribing to a lifestyle/child-rearing/educational philosophy based on the teachings of Rudolph Steiner, a Waldorfian believes that a child's spirit and physical being are at least as important as his/her intellectual being.

The Waldorfian believes there is nothing funny about 14 year old boys wearing flowers in their hair and skipping around a May pole, and is often out of touch with popular culture due to the fact that they "don't do media."

A middle-aged Waldorfian often looks several years older than her chronological age due to sun exposure, an aversion to hair dye, and possibly frequent use of pharmacological substances in her younger years.

A Waldorfian may felt wool that has been naturally dyed in organic vegetable juice, and dress herself and her children in wool hats and socks even in the summer.

He's obsessed with the Wii at his friend's house because his parents are Waldorfian.

by slightlyoutoftouch June 10, 2011

Wet Waldo

The act of ejaculating in your partner's ear, then proceeding to give them a wet willy in the affected ear.

We asked Melissa why her ear was bothering her so much, and she told us it was because of the wet waldo Mike gave her last night.

by JBlaze January 11, 2009

Waldorf

A branch of private schools commonly found in mainly the US and Germany, and were founded by the Austrian Anthrposophist philosopher Rudolf Steiner.

Although Waldorf Schools are legitimate schools, critics continue to claim that the school is a cult, and that students are indoctrinated with the ideals of Anthroposophy. Though these allegations are probably false, Waldorf Schools do use some methods which may appear outdated or silly.

But overall it's a pretty good school.

Waldorf: the only school that is also the name of a salad.

by El_Haggis September 10, 2006

Ralph Waldo Emerson

A very wise philospher of the 19th century. Founder of the transcendentalist movement. Buddies with Thoreau and Whitman. Wrote an essay called "Self Reliance", which stated that every man should decied for himslef what is right, and follow that, instead of following what the group says. "Whosoever is a man must be a non-conformist". Often misunderstood by ignorant stooges who dont actually read the essay... the same people who say "Thoreau went and lived where for two years... what a pussy"

meathead 1 -"those trangendenerots or whatever are fucking stupid"
meathead 2- " right... dude lets go pick up the new fiddy cent album"
meathead 1- "sweet"

by Demosthenes March 10, 2005

Waldwick

A small town in which is divided mainly among white people and spaniards who live in 10 houses in the same general area. A "Little Mexico" can be found next to the train station and "Little Mexico's" epicenter is marked by the store "El Rodeo." Mexicans are frequently riding bikes. Every Waldwick High School Student has worked in Stop and Shop, Eckerd, Walgreens, or 7-11 at some point. Most drugs are found on Maple. Fat Pat is teenagers' worst enemy. Little green men called "Slow Joes" are frequently stolen off lawns. Kevin Gaffney and Lena Jacquin can be found driving through the streets at any given time of the day or night.

"I've been driving in Waldwick for 10 minutes and I've seen 3 mexicans and Lena Jacquin 7 times"

by Brian Alvarez October 17, 2006

Waldo-bomb

The act of unexpectedly joining a group photo dressed as Waldo, from "where's waldo?".

-- I totally Waldo-bombed that picture.
-- Where?

by Dr. Footfoe December 12, 2009

waldo

describes the person at your work who is frequently absent, missing from where they are supposed to be, requiring people to search for them, as in "where's waldo."

Susan: I noticed that I've hardly seen Robert around the office at all... he seems to call in alot, and he only just started working here...
Debbie: Yeah, he's totally waldo.

by doc SM February 11, 2014