false wake up

The initial wake up after a heavy night of drinking where one jubilantly awakens feeling completely fine, only to fall back asleep and wake up a few hours later feeling the full, horrendous effects of a raging hangover.

Luke was so psyched to wake up feeling awesome after his night of drinking Jack and cokes only to wake up again a few hours later vomiting. "Fuck me. That first one was a total false wake up," he observed.

by Idrinkalot December 6, 2010

Brazilian Wake Up

A sexual act (usually performed in the morning) of giving someone a hand job to wake them up. Upon climax, the pelvic region is waxed simultaneously.

"This morning I felt both extreme pain and pure ecstasy. I'm pretty sure I experienced Nirvana."

"Sounds like you got a Brazilian Wake Up."

by TheBigKahuna11 April 13, 2020

Oklahoma Wake-up Call

If you have a roommate that snores and keeps you awake, and you decide to take action, this is what you should do. You first start by straddling your roommate and squatting over their face, gingerly resting your testicles over each nostril. Then spread your ass cheeks and wait patiently for your roommate to wake-up due to lack of air. Once they have awaken you proceed to shit all over their face.

Eric- "Ross was snoring so loud last night i couldnt sleep so i gave him an Oklahoma Wake-up Call"

Marc- "hahaha!, did you tape it!?!?"

by Chaef-Aid February 20, 2010

mexican wake-up call

the act of your neighbors' landscapers mowing the lawn at 8am on a Saturday morning.

Dude, I got so wasted last night and on top of that I received a nice mexican wake-up call courtesy of my neighbors.

by muckraker9000 April 8, 2009

WTF Wake-up

Anytime you, a man, get hammered, black-out, and wake up half naked in a bed with several other dudes, several of which you don't even know.

"Dude, Chris Swope had a WTF Wake-up the other day"
"That's like the 3rd one for him this week..."

by Ballincat June 12, 2008

Hobo Wake Up Call

To awake someone by kicking them similar to what occurs to many homeless people.

"Is he still not up yet? Go give him a Hobo Wake Up Call!"

by Elliot Offen Jr March 7, 2017

2 words, WAKE UP. And if you're in school, GET WORKING. And if you're like me, YEET ON!

2 words, WAKE UP. And if you're in school, GET WORKING. And if you're like me, YEET ON!:

This word means when an epic lad like Pineapple motivates his fellow friends to do what their supposed to be doing.

It could also mean, when kisser of sisters cat, is having a bad day. And then all of the sudden the most respectable man, aka Pineapple says some random crap.

Kisser of the cats having a bad day

Pineapple: 2 words, WAKE UP. And if you're in school, GET WORKING. And if you're like me, YEET ON!

Kisser of the cats: Thanks Pineapple, you really motivated me to get my stuff done.

Penguin: Why?

by #BecomeAPlayerToday April 19, 2021