Vista Moment

When you do or make something really bad so people need a upgrade then you turn around and make or do something better for more money

Guy 1: "Het whats up with your TV"
Guy 2: "IDK I just upgraded and it stoped working"
Guy 1: "I bet you will need a new one now"
Guy 2: "I know"
Guy 1: "They just pulled a Vista Moment on you"

by jpod93 July 24, 2010

Vintage Rape

Creepy oldass rape porno.

Or, the rape of the elderly.

Raping a 20-year old= rape
Raping an 80-year old= vintage rape

by TIU December 15, 2011

vintage nerd

A Vintage Nerd is an old school nerd predating video games and computers.

Mom "I'm a nerd". Son "You're not a nerd, you don't know anything about video games or computers". Mom "that's because I'm a vintage nerd, I've been a nerd long before video games and computers."

by SunnyKitten March 18, 2015

vintage waffle

An older ladies poon-tang

I want a bit of that vintage waffle

by Kevin bacon November 18, 2017

vintage fuckboy

The vintage fuckboy Is a horny 16 year old who strolls around the streets in the summer while wearing clothes like:
Guess, Tommy Hilfiger, ellesse,fila , reebok, Umbro, champion etc.

Beware because they'll steal your girl with their round sunglasses,tommy denim jacket, striped tee, ripped skinny jeans and white canvas shoes like saint laurent

They also wear band tees of bands they don't wear. They wear Anything 80s.

Oh shit Jessica run that vintage fuckboy is gonna seduce you while flexing his fila fannypack!

by Scot MacScotland October 10, 2019

Vintage Cherry

A woman over 42 that is still a virgin

Her box is a vintage cherry

I walked into a nursing home and hit me up some vi rage cherry

by Killer Panda January 14, 2022

de-vista-ed

When Windows Vista is removed from a computer that is being crippled by its presence, for replacement for the stable and "much lighter" Windows XP.

My netbook is working so much faster since I de-vista-ed it and put XP on it.

by Mb500 March 2, 2009