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vince mcmind

noun

Portmanteau
Derived from old wrestletalk
'vuhn-suhnt-kuhn-uh-duh-mik-mahnd'

Mentality/Mindset characterized by antagonistic decision-making, resulting from pathological distaste of criticism, & subsequent contempt/disregard of critics as over-opinionated, under-informed troglodytes (see 'smarks'). It, thusly, renders one, progressively incapable of perceiving how choices will be received by the wider populous, & consequently, drives a compulsion to aggravate said critics for enjoyment & the salving of one's own sense of ineffectiveness, impotency & irrelevancy (see 'trolling', 'schadenfreude, 'old man yells at clouds').

While not a defined school of thought, it is associated with such sociopolitical philosophies as Oligarchy, Fascism, Sports Entertainment, 'The Art of the Deal', & Flat-Earth theory (see 'old man yells at clouds').

Similarly, while not a classified psychological illness, it is a diagnosing symptom of conditions such as narcissism, sociopathy, psychopathy, Reign's Push Syndrome, Muscular Obsessive Disorder, and B.W.P. (Bizarre Walk's Poxy)

Research into treatments have, until now, proven fruitless, bankrupting a number of institutions (see 'Judy-Bagwell-On-A-Pole', 'Athletic Career of David Arquette', 'Paul Heyman Finance Inc'). However, recent preliminary studies at the newly established 'Cody Rhodes' Association of Entertainment Wellness' have yielded promising, if tenuous, early results. We pray for their continued success.

#PrayForWrestling
"They thought the crowd would just pop the babyfaces teaming up together...thats just vince mcmind"

- Oliver Davis, respected journalist, singer, cosplay-themed lingerie-model, and replier to comments (from out of nowhere), Wrestletalk TV, The Monday after Wrestlemania 2019 (paraphrase)
by MatMatMattyMatMat April 9, 2019
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Vincent move

When someone you thought you could trust, snakes you out
That was a Vincent move
by Smoothbrian August 21, 2019
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uncle vince

Everyone's Sexy Asian uncle, always offers you candy for a free ride in his van. Makes you feel like a real princess.
"hey is that uncle vince?"
"yeah lets get in his van!"
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Vincent

Is I fucking god has a huge dick you fuck with him he will fuck you in the ass 10 times harder. He will not let anyone be around his girlfriend even friends and family. When he starts a new survive world of Minecraft he instantly gets Diamond shit.
Vincent means: big ass dick and god.
by Vincent-is-god July 14, 2019
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Vince McMahon

The greatest promoter in the history of sports entertainment. He also yells "you're fired" alot.
"Kurt Angle, You're firrrrred"
by Christopher "PhoeniX" Ewing January 23, 2005
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