That's shinier than diamond shit.
by darthbeach5567 February 20, 2015
A phenomenon which occurs after bareback anal intercourse where after ejaculation into the anal canal, droplets of semen fall from the anal sphincter in globule form.
"After three straight hours of doggie style, she was shitting diamonds all over my 800-thread count sheets."
by Auntie Bifuggenotix December 20, 2009