viking

1. A term which means "northmen", which is what the raiders from Scandinavia were called by British, French, etc. At one time the Vikngs controlled much of the British Isles and western and northern France.

At one time in its history the French were so weak that they were bullied into making a Viking the Duke Of Normandy and letting the Vikings raid and pillage several Eastern French cities unimpeded. The honest Vikings kept to their word and decided not to sack Paris.

The Vikings were also fine shipwrights that build long oar powered boats called "longboats". These ships were long and thin, and despite their appearence they were very seaworthy. Despite popular belief, the Vikings never used longboats for combat, but as a transport.

Under Erik the Red they were the first finders of North America, but they didn't document it and therfore didn't get the credit. It is believed that the Vikings explored as far into North America as Newfoundland(east of Quebec, near Newbrunswick and Prince Eduard Island).

2. Mascot of Minnesota's NFL team. Note this teams is an an insult to the real Vikings.

Viking berserkers will hit your beaches, pillage your towns, and then rape your women.

by History nut November 20, 2003

Oden Viking Warrior

A legend of his own time. A voice so sexy it can make a walrus moan and a face so pretty, he can make a straight man turn gay with the wink of an eye. A god walking amongst mere mortals...in other words, Oden is the balls

That dude is so Oden Viking Warrior-ish that he got a hardcore carpet licking lesbian to sleep with him by cutting off his own twig and berries.

by Oden the Viking Warrior November 2, 2006

Vikings

Barbarian Zeus Chuck Norris

Terrifying Norse titans.
They're made mostly of beard, mead and DEATH!

Viking activities:

Drinking.
Raping wenches.
Pillaging.
Killing.
The Highland Games.
Rugby.

Closely related to Scotsmen, Spartans and Zeus. They are believed to be descended from the love-child of Chuck Norris and a mountain troll.

Vikings vs. Godzilla = BBQ lizard and alot of designer handbags.

by Igor Headmasher March 1, 2009

viking river cruise

When a Scandinavian prostitute urinates on you whilst fully inserted during intercourse

I can't believe the mess I left behind in that Amsterdam hotel room after I took Viking River Cruises all night long

by HansGreub3r November 1, 2015

vibinheart

@vibinheart is an account on twitter owned by the legend and icon MADS <3 xoxo mads is apart of dttwt (dream team twitter i think thats what it means idk?) mads common used words are "Pogchamp", "HELLO?!?!?!" and many very intellectual words. Mads is currently minecraft married to twitter user imhchar (Char). MADS IS ALSO OBSESSED WITH REIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDD REID <3 RE1D REID REIDIIDD !!!!!!!!!!!! Reid is a character on the show Criminal Minds BUT WE ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY SURE THAT REID IS SECRETLY DREAM (pissbaby)! Mads LOVES Reid as she should, we do not blame her. And that is it! Stan vibinheart for clear skin #DLLSRGC

vibinheart is so pog
vibinheart "DREAM IS SPENCER REID"

by moanaminaj October 9, 2020

Genital Vicinity

The area between your legs that often catches glances from other people when you're lounging. Sometimes deliberately set up in front of people to see if they'll look. Maybe not always a direct gaze at your package, but close enough to make it uncomfortable.

John: "Did you catch Trent looking in my genital vicinity earlier?"

Ralph: "Yeah I did, what a faggot!"

by Hydrated May 15, 2010

Swampy Viking

Having sex in a hot tub, jacuzzi, pool, pond, lake, or ocean.

Matt "Hey what happened to you at the end of the party?"

George "I was in your hot tub with that girl doing the swampy viking. You should add some chlorine, lots of it"

by DirtyHorhay May 15, 2010