compliance violation

a shitty company law preventing the use of pornography, etc. on a laptop/desktop owned by your employer.

"hmm im feeling a little devilish, ill look at some porn on my work comp, im at home on my own wi-fi connection so the boss can't catch me. (the next day at work) "COMPLIANCE VIOLATION!!! your fired!" says the boss (to the man that earlier looked at porn). This is usually caused by the company putting some shitty office watcher such as Trend Micro offiscan client.

by [MaLiCiOuS] January 29, 2010

gross violation

An action that breaks or acts against something, especially a law, agreement, principle, constitution or something that should be treated with respect.

The school committed a gross violation against him by denying his rights.

by Type2GenomeManiac June 14, 2017

gross violation

A gross violation is when you run out of toilet paper and have to use other means to take care of your problem.

Gary realized that he was in a gross violation when he reached over to find no toilet paper left

by Strange Blue Dude June 16, 2017

vibration analyst

A professional that studies the vibrations of machines and equipment, for the purpose of predicting which parts that may be wearing out. The ‘art’ of analyzing the vibration data is that of which a very select few can do. The analyst in most cases are extremely good looking, have a bum chin, and are great lovers.

The way Steve analyses those vibrations you can just tell he’s a great lover!

That Vibration Analyst is no 5-9!

by Steve Christensen January 7, 2008

Vibrations

Ever since I was born, I already disliked something so much, I promised myself it would never happen, so I get vibrations way before an event I hate happens and I beat/yell the shit out of a person, so I can prevent it from happening. The vibration is just bubbles coming up in my stomach and having a quick vision in my mind. Pretty cool, huh?

Thank goodness my vibrations came, I don’t know what I would do without it!

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020

"Violation"

When someone murks it and your left for the waste... That is "Violation"

Getting your bum photographed, "Violation".
Ben the caretaker sleeping with your mum, "Violation"
Getting stabbed, "Violation"
Getting robbed, "Violation"
Your best friend steals your girl friend, "Violation"

by Wilf-ar-rod March 15, 2009

junk violation

a situation where your "junk" is blatantly making a fool out of yourself

man: "how's it going"
woman: " get away from me you have a raging Junk violation

by chonger November 29, 2005