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Vegetarian

A person who does not eat nor do they believe in eating meat, fish or fowl. They're often devoted to or advocating this practice.
Person A: "Want a hambuger?"
Person B: "Nah, I'm a vegetarian."
by literatehuman May 8, 2010
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Vegetarian

Someone who is lean under the optimal gorging conditions of a rich 1st world nation and often noticeably starving in most 3rd world nations.

Yeah its almost impossible for most people to get fat for lean times on a vegetarian diet. So vegetarian usually spells rich or at least well to do.
Pay attention junior burglar, an experienced thief can measure someone's wealth by watching the diet they eat. Regular fast food burgers means poor and a varied healthy vegetarian diet means loaded.

Its a rare Somalian who survives as a vegetarian. Red Cross suggestions be damned a pound of cow goes as far as 3-4 pounds of rice. And stringy cow is almost as easily available since they can survive and grow on dusty grass.
by Humans are meat February 15, 2010
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Vegetarian

Having similar qualities as a person who is attracted to individuals of the same gender.
Dylan: Randy just said he would rather be in the room with all guys.
Alan: That's so vegetarian...
by Michael F'ing Awesome April 29, 2008
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vegetarian

a very stupid person who says they dont eat living things though they eat plants? hmmm yeah think about it.
gangsta: ayoo you want a burger homie?

vegetarian: aww god noo i dont eat anything that was living sorry. i'll just go eat these living plants over here.

homie: bitch stop playing yo self you know you want some BK right now grrl have it yo way.
by K@yT33 September 28, 2008
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vegetarian

The idiots who try to tell us that soy beans substitute meat. They also forget that humans are designed with CANINE teeth to rip apart flesh, and a short digestive system that contains hydrochloric acid to quickly break down protein within 2 hours. Also, humans are NOT designed to eat only vegetables because WE CANNOT DIGEST CELLULOSE!!!! if we WERE true herbivores, we would have more than one stomach, and bacteria that cn break down cellulose. We also have large brains because of millions of years of eating MEAT and NOT tofu, plus we HAD to eat meat because we evolved in a place where food was hard to find so we had to eat what we could get, including animals.
Yup. I agree that Vegetarianists are incredibly stupid to ignore a few simple aspects of human anatomy.

Let's put all the Vegetarianists on an island and populate it with lions, mosquitos, ticks, bears, crocodiles, snakes, wolves, and cougars, and enjoy watching the Vegetarianists try to preach their religious nonsense to these animals who will see them as food.
by Cult Watcher April 6, 2003
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Vegetarian

The worst lifestyle anyone could possibly choose.

They typically go by the term "asshole" because of the shitty "too good for you" attitude they carry around in that tiny dick.

Being vegetarian causes ones dick to commonly shrink, being unattractive. Vegetarian females tend to have a bushy pussy also very unattractive and causes their breasts and ass to flatten.
Zoe: umm is there a vegetarian option?
Meat eaters: suck it up it's just a cow
Zoe: meat is murder!
Meat eaters: stfu bitch, nobody loves you
by Load.... November 8, 2019
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vegetarian

A cruel diet that is about eating plants.
I became a meatarian because I love plants too much to eat them. I saw pain, suffering, saddness, fear, and death.
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