valve index

The valve index is a fantastically overpriced pc vr headset which is more fragile then glass

Guy 1: spare some change
Guy 2: bro you were the richest on the block where did your money go
Guy 1: valve index
Guy 2: oh that makes sense

by SomeBoGrassTouchingGuy June 02, 2022

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Valve index

The valve index is a fantastically expensive pc vr headset that is more fragile then glass. This is definitely one of those headsets to get if you want to waste your money

Bro where did your money go?
Valve index
Oh that makes sense

by SomeBoGrassTouchingGuy June 03, 2022

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Sally valve

an alternate word for the rear portal

If Jimbo tries to pull that crap again he'll receive a good swift kick in the Sally valve.
Kirsty is a filthy bitch, she'll do everything, including taking it in the Sally valve.

by ulb remorse April 05, 2009

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Shuttle Valve

The blamed single-point failure of a man's proposed mission to get laid when the real mission was to Premature Ejaculate and cock block his own cock, thereby wetting pussies but never giving them the satisfaction they don't deserve.

This has been said to be the highest zen move of a few super advanced fuck masters. Namely the Oyel Giants.

Whatever, I've been fucking around with Joe since Billy's shuttle valve is acting nuts and he leaves the seat up and my butt keeps hitting the toilet water and whatever I'm just like fuck that, I'm not even going to tell him, but then again Joe's shuttle valve has been acting weird too lately. Whatever I deserve it... I'm a bitch

by Spill Communication June 23, 2010

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