Vaginal Beard

when female reproductive organs contain so much hair that if you cut it all off you could glue it to a viking's face and it would pass as a normal beard.

That sally girl got her vaginal beard all in my teeth!

by Johnny Cock-knocker June 17, 2012

vaginalia

noun plural \ˌvä-jə-ˈnā-lē-ə\ the non-essential bits surrounding the vagina, vaginal decoration or embellishment.

Doctor Jones was ready to start Susie's pap smear, but he first had to navigate the vast amount of vaginalia she had acquired during her many years of hard living.

by webnabled September 8, 2013

vaginalizing

Demasculating masculinity.

Wife: your masculinity has little use in today's profeminist world.

Husband: Women vaginalizing men is in today's world making men into pussies and lap dogs.

by Highly Qualified November 15, 2014

Vaginal Chiropractor

When you have a really bony spine and a girl grinds her vagina on it for pleasure. Hurts at first, but your back feels great the next day.

John: "Dude I heard you fucked Sarah last night"
David: "Yeah and she gave me a vaginal chiropractor. Hurt like shit at first, but my back has never felt looser."

by darfielg December 13, 2014

Vaginal Trespassing

The act of one male involuntarily crossing the path of a women's vaginal slit after clearly being told and given hints that it is for nobody to go inside, or mess with. Often referred to as unintentional rape, or in often cases molester. Consequences may include pregnancy, damaged vaginal canals, and in often cases aids.

"I told Michael he was not allowed inside of my Juicy, tight, wet pussy. He ignored me and beat my pussy up worse than a punching bag." He was later charged by the police with Vaginal Trespassing, and was found with aids.

by cockthrone July 22, 2014

vaginal basketball

when you and 4 of your friends are all trying to fuck the same girl. except theres no passing and no rebounds. first one to get his ball in the hoop wins.

this game of vaginal basketball with cindy is getting old. im sweaty, im thirsty, and this old white guy keeps sayin to get my head in the game.

by vato4loko99bananas March 17, 2015

vaginal potato

Starch you use when you are lonely.

Jane put a vaginal potato in her pussy.

by The Zaisian May 15, 2015