by The Shankster September 9, 2004
Get the UPSmug. Establishment created by Mac Daddy Jaramy Williams, and co-creator George Hoefer, The United Pimps Service. UPS was created to unite all the pimps of the world, kind of like a union of pimps, a legion if you will. A member of the UPS has his god-given right to do what a pimps gotta do, including slapping a hoe, smacking a bitch, or lookin fly.
Hey Tito, I just became a pimp last night, do you think you can get me into the UPS this weekend, so i can get my bitchin benifits?
by George Hoefer March 9, 2005
Get the UPSmug. Dude 1: "I went UPS last night. She said, 'What can brown do for you?' We both laughed."
Dude 2: "Talk about a special delivery!"
Dude 2: "Talk about a special delivery!"
by Jack Handiest March 13, 2011
Get the UPSmug. The condition of someone looking like they are mentally retarded but being a fully functional without any serious mental deficiencies.
Can also be known as "Ups Syndrome."
Can also be known as "Ups Syndrome."
Damn that short dude from American Pickers looks like he has The Ups.
I thought that Jimmy Clausen had down syndrome, but it turns out he just has The Ups
I thought that Jimmy Clausen had down syndrome, but it turns out he just has The Ups
by Number Jonny 5 September 25, 2010
Get the The Upsmug. 
by Dooberdoo September 8, 2019
Get the Upmug.