twilight

Twilight is the worst movie in the history of vampires, pigeons, werewolves, mortals and MLIAers. It causes people to either hate or want to marry anyone with the name Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, or Jacob Black. It has made millions of dollars that could be used to benefit the charity of "helping Scottish orphans learn how to unfold their napkins properly". Thanks to twilight, Scottish orphans are suffering. If you like twilight, you are an insane, psycho, coco-snot covered imbecile without a whif of peanut butter in your derrier who will end up as an orthepedic shoe salesman when the world ends in 2012. If you or a loved one likes twilight, please see a doctor immediately. You can get help. Twilight is the cause of the following issues in our society:
recession
junk at where ever shopping items are sold
straws in beluga whaleholes
job loss
OBAMA
gassy Mexican food

Omit twilight from your everyday lives, and we will change the world. To win this battle, Harry Potter lovers, MLIAers, Star Wars fans, and squirrel stalkers must unite.

Some synonyms are:
waste of time
idiotic movie
stupid fad
opposite of the movie, vampires suck
flamingo headed gumbo

Antonyms are:
Amazing movie
Fabuolous trend
good use of time
Vampires Suck

chocolate

Must I give an example? I think not, but I will anyway:

Twilight is the worst movie of the 21st century.

by Miss Penelope Skywalker November 26, 2010

Twilight

Porn for women

Girl 1: Hey have you seen Becky lately?
Girl 2: No, I lent her my copy of Twilight a week ago and she hasn't left her room since =/

by GianPaolo August 23, 2011

digging twilight

picking your nose.

I looked over to the car stopped next to me at the light, and this hot babe was digging twilight!

by JaJeff March 24, 2009

twilight

The book that made my boyfriend believe he was a vampire. Thanks, Stephanie Meyer.

"OMGZILOVETWILIGHT!"
"Uhm, good fer you?"

by Hayley Cash July 28, 2009

twilight princess

Coming out in the autumn of 2006, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess will be the latest installment in the long-running series. It is considered to be Nintendo's swan song title for the Gamecube, but will also be released as a launch title for the Wii.

It will move away from the controversial cel-shaded graphics of the previous Zelda game, The Wind Waker, and will feature the more realistic graphics that originated in The Ocarina of Time.

Person 1: Looks like Twilight Princess will be the last game that I get for the Gamecube...

Person 2: Yes! Twilight Princess will be a game I get at the launch of the Wii.

by NimhRat May 22, 2006

Twilight

A waste of ink and paper.

OMFG, Twilight is the shizzle, LOL

by mrpittsdemeister July 13, 2009

Twilight

A very horrible book written by Stephenie Meyer which brainwahses tweens and stay at home moms into thinking that the perfect man is a controlling liar,and an old cradle robbing vampire. Oh also Bella Swan is a key device that shows all females that they can't do shit for themselves. The man is always right and the woman is weak sexual play toy that must be protected like property.I just want to get out my pots and pans so I can start cleaning when I read this book. Or I might just go to sleep and wait for a vampire to stalk me.

Can i hear a Cullen knows best over here????

"Before you, Bella, my life was like an R rated movie. Very dark, but there were always women- some fat and some skinny but they were all to strong And then you shot across lap like pornstar. Suddently I was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was passion. When you were gone, when you disobeyed me, everything went black. I became angry, but my eyes were blinded by the smell of your blood. I couldn't see the whores anymore. And there was no more reason for me let you do anything for yourself.'"

a quote from twilight that has been edited so you don't get brainwashed

by Avangelis July 13, 2008