Twatter

A social messaging network for women only.

I've got to get on Twatter immediately to let the world know that I just scratched my left ass cheek.

by ICSHialeah August 7, 2009

Twittle

The thing you use to do with your thumbs before Twitter came along.

I remember back in the good ole days when we would thumb wrestle and pick our noses. Now all people do with there thumbs is text or Twittle on Twitter.

by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010

tattle tale

A small child (or sometimes adult) that tells when others are "doing something bad", much to the annoyance of everyone around them. Often earn themselves unflattering titles.

nicole (Asshole): Teacher! Bobby's out of his seat!

Bobby: Ugh, nicole is such a tattle tale.

by wolf15668 November 3, 2013

fist out of twatter

simply a metaphor for being left out or feeling alienated.

(techno in background) Man, look at the wigger dancing over there. He looks like a fist out of twatter.

by Courtney R. Klein January 28, 2006

twittlemuffins

A word that refers to a woman's breasts.

Hey dude, you see that chick's twittlemuffins!? They're huge!

by Blaqhawk November 9, 2007

Sight-twatted

A term for when shooting full bore, the rifle recoils into your face (twats you in the face) because you held it too close to the sights. Leaves either a black eye in the case of SUSATs, or two questionable lines cause by iron sights.

Coach: how did that shot feel?
Me: okay, but i got majorley sight-twatted, im changing my position slightly.

by cheeseflambe October 24, 2010

Twatte

This is a word used to insult

girlf: shes a twatte.
boyf: yes they are a bit of a twatte!

by willybum July 28, 2011