Twank

Basically means "Failure to launch".

When one is trying to do something but ends up failing it the person got a twank.

When a person crack a joke but it falls on deaf ears, friends can tease the person saying, "That was a twank!

by Bagzi April 1, 2022

twank

an undesired guest at a gathering

To get rid of the twanks, we told everybody to head to IHOP then went bowling.

by Deadtired April 7, 2005

twank

someone who used to be a twink but isn’t anymore; past tense form of twink

He’s got the build of a twink, but he’s like 30 years old. He’s a twank.

by Holt H. June 14, 2021

Twank

Someone who in their youth, was a twink, or gave twink vibes.

A retired twink.

Snoop Dogg gives twink vibes, but he's too old, so he's probably more of a twank.

Dude, if you never went through twink death, and you're over 50, congrats, you're a twank.

by boredcoconut November 24, 2024

Twank

A dyke without the 8 year old boy haircut

"That bitch is a twank"

by SgtMrButter March 15, 2025

Twank

Twank means that your ass is fat and it’s definitely back there

Damn Tyffanie gotta twank

by anonymous March 1, 2023

Twank

The female version of a twink

She looked like a twank

by The Twanker March 27, 2023