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royal tasting

n. The act of tasting and commenting upon the flavor found in one's semen after a handjob. Different from swallowing in that the ejaculate must be transferred from another area and not ejected into the mouth.
Man 1: "She gave me a handjob, then divulged the results of her royal tasting."
Man 2: "Lovely."
Man 1: "She said it tasted like salt and vinegar crisps."
Man 2: "I actually didn't want to know that."
by dstiles February 12, 2013
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wind tasting

An Australian fad whereby people travel to various high points in a city to taste various vintages of wind. Winds range from tangy to sweet, with various flavour profiles in between.
We went wind tasting up the mountain today
by windwakerwestie October 5, 2013
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slap testing

slapping another before a fight to see how tough they are
We are going to do slap testing before beating the shit out of one another.
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animal testing

Basically experimenting on animals… Which makes so fucking angry.
That motherfucking ass. He was animal testing on a fucking innocent animal.
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power tasting

When a group of rich people come together too eat very expensive food for the sake of buying it, these ppl do not care abt the prices or the flavour but more of the clout they can gain from it
Yeah I went too dominosussy's diner yesterday

Isn't that like rlly expensive?

Who cares?

Talk about power tasting...
by Ur.momma.girl March 30, 2023
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The lord is testing me

Bruh, My boyfriend got me so fuckin horny. When I get em alone Ima just 😩. The lord is testing me.

In my example it's Boyxnonbinary person
Nonbinary human: one sec... the lord is testing me today.
by LORD OF MURDERRRR January 7, 2022
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im sorry mods im testing the blue text

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what is “ im sorry mods im testing the blue textthats crazy
by drewhateclub January 15, 2023
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