turbo puns

not your dad's puns, these are energy puns.

menergy, rawberry, shockolate these are turbo puns!

by Your Mom dot com June 25, 2007

turbo weasel

•A guy, Gollum like in nature.

•Someone, who usually motivated by their own underwhelming penis, is always trying to profit in one way or another.
•A guy who would steal jewellery from an open casket.
•A dick who excels at being a dick.

Q: "Isn't Jenny's Ex-fiancé a Stockbroker?"
A: "Yeah he's a real turbo weasel douche bag."

by crosscomox December 21, 2013

turbo boshed

To get extremely drunk / high
Most commonly referred to as a term for taking pills or mdma.

Wayne: Yeah bruv got some pills off jose manuel last night innit
Jeremy: Oh marvellous my good friend, how was that for you?
Wayne: Yeah bra, got turbo boshed innit

by Milbs January 21, 2008

Turbo Vamps!

1. Popular punk rock band form the chi.

2. Synonym for hardcore, awesome, legit as shit

1. I saw the Turbo Vamps! last night. They rocked

2. When I go out I roll Turbo Vamp!

by Banarang October 05, 2010

Turbo mong

An extremely mongy person, excessive mongness, a person quickest to mong-like behaviour.

You're such a turbo mong.

by maaaaaaaate June 03, 2015

Turbo-Berry

Absolutely MEAN alcoholic beverage:
One half of stella, a smirnoff ice and a shot of sambuka. (As invented in 'The Byng' by people who don't want to waste their time being sober.)

To be complete the drink must have the purchasers initial written on the head in rasberry syrup.

"OMG blud i cant believe you just downed that turbo-berry!"
"its his birthday- get him a turbo berry!"
"She's just a girl - she can't handle that turbo-berry!"

by Blakerz November 08, 2006

turbo christian

An overzealous, ignorant religious person who, like a turbo charger, gets all spun up and blows nothing but hot air.

Paul is such a Turbo Christian he believes the earth is only 6000 years old.

by bobanja April 08, 2016