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bushman's toothpaste

Semen, cum, male ejaculate, etc. Derived from the days when toothpaste was not as freely available and a 'bushman' (Australian outback adventurer) had to rely on his own supply.
Example 1: I've been stuck in the bush for the last 3 weeks and had to rely on the ol' bushman's toothpaste to get by.
Example 2: She was gobblin my knob and I gave her a squirt of the ol' bushman's toothpaste.
by Rammer Dan May 17, 2004
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Toothpaste

The squeezing dispersal of a solid out of a container through compaction.
The masseuse walking on my back caused some poop to toothpaste out of my butthole.
by 7st0ryMTN March 15, 2019
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Toothpaste is a game when two or more people go into separate rooms and masturbate. Who ever cums first shouts "toothpaste" and wins the game.

You can also text your friends to let them know that wherever they are, whatever they are doing. You were winning at toothpaste.
"John just sent me a text."

"What does it say?"

"Toothpaste."

"Gross."
by sovereigncookies October 29, 2011
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Tennessee Toothpaste

When two guys are with a chick one in front getting blown and one is doing her from behind. As the dude in front starts to blows his load in her mouth he calls out Crest and immediately the guy behind pulls out of her vag and shoves his penis into girls anus. The sudden penetration causes the girl to gasp out the mouth full of cum like a tube of toothpaste being squeezed at the end.
Yo for real b, me n Eddy pulled a TT-Tennessee Toothpaste on Shatoya last night and man as soon as I plowed my cock in her ass, BAM, she spit that load right back on his face yo!
by Slimegag55 October 27, 2010
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the toothpaste defense

An excuse people on probation use when they report to probation and have to do a breathalyzer and they fail. They say they just brushed their teeth, which leaves small reading of alcohol in their mouth.
Probation officer: You failed your breathalyzer, you are going to jail.

Probationer: No I didn't drink, I just brushed my teeth before I came here.

Probation officer: don't try the toothpaste defense on me! You're going to jail!
by Lupara2012 July 31, 2012
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toothpaste

Cocaine. Used by Shoestring of the Dayton Family in the track "The Hand That Rocks the Cradle" from the F.B.I. album.
So if you ever wanna buck, nigga put it up
You got that toothpaste in yo safe and I'm a hit it up
by Bird Father May 16, 2008
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toothpaster

A fat person who wears skinny jeans. So called due to the fact that one who does resembles toothpaste being squeezed out of a tube.
"Have you heard about Mikes new girlfriend? I think they met at some punk show."

"Yeah, I facebook stalked her and you could only see her eyes on her profile pic... She's probably a toothpaster."
by ptakattack August 29, 2011
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