Trouting is the act of flirting with/pulling horrendously ugly girls.
The name originates from the use of trout to describe such girls, and therefore the act of courting them became known as "trouting"
The name originates from the use of trout to describe such girls, and therefore the act of courting them became known as "trouting"
Dave - "I can't believe Jamie's talking to that girl over there, she's a right minger"
Trevor -"Mate he's in his element, trouting away"
Trevor -"Mate he's in his element, trouting away"
by DangerousDoubleWrapDave September 2, 2009
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Somebody is said to be touching the unicorn when at the peak of a psychedelic drug trip.
Somebody is said to be touching the unicorn when at the peak of a psychedelic drug trip.
Morgan took just enough magic mushrooms to be nicely touching the unicorn.
This acid is weak mate you told me i would be touching the unicorn after only half a tab. give me my money back
This acid is weak mate you told me i would be touching the unicorn after only half a tab. give me my money back
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The well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only be performed in the complete absence of women. It is performed by two men standing opposite of each other and pressing the tips of their penises together. Very similar to a handshake. Eye contact is not advised, verbal consent is strongly recommended and proper hygiene is greatly appreciated.
Also a great and completely non-awkward way to determine if an individual is circumcised.
Also a great and completely non-awkward way to determine if an individual is circumcised.
"Hello there dear Sir, care to engage of touching tips?"
"Well how could one refuse such a modest and reasonable request? Of course I would like nothing more"
*presses tips together*
"Splendiferous, say, I couldn't help but notice that you are circumcised."
"Yes, what a keen and correct observation you have made."
*END*
"Well how could one refuse such a modest and reasonable request? Of course I would like nothing more"
*presses tips together*
"Splendiferous, say, I couldn't help but notice that you are circumcised."
"Yes, what a keen and correct observation you have made."
*END*
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Get the touching tips mug.When you're about to drop a deuce and your struggling to hold it in, the tip or your shit-log pokes out and touches the fabric of your undergarment.
Matt- I'm busting for a shit so bad I'm touching cloth. Can I cut in front of you for the stall?
Joe- Yeah, but only if I can poke it back in with my cock?
Matt- Deal!
Joe- Yeah, but only if I can poke it back in with my cock?
Matt- Deal!
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James: Uh whats that smell and why does my ass hurt so much. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!
Olivia: STOP TOUGHING MY GENITALS
James:"toughing" thats a new slang word
Olivia: LMFAO
James: Uh whats that smell and why does my ass hurt so much. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!
Olivia: STOP TOUGHING MY GENITALS
James:"toughing" thats a new slang word
Olivia: LMFAO
by oliviaozone June 1, 2011
Get the Toughing mug.a type of tramming but under the influence of alcohol. Caught in the act of being emo or having a negative effect on all of those around you while under the influence of a substance.
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You: Dude remember my idea
Me: Like yea bro, but dude we need figure out some specifics
You: Let's put one our thoughting tanks
You: Dude remember my idea
Me: Like yea bro, but dude we need figure out some specifics
You: Let's put one our thoughting tanks
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