goof my troop

A very uncommon and rather unheard of way of expressing that someone is going to ejaculate. Most commonly used in forms of humor and irony

Man: Ugh, I'm gonna goof my troop

Woman: What the fuck?

by boppo_ August 11, 2020

Training Troops

Foreplay, the act of teasing and stroking a cock to build up a huge load of "troops" or semen

She was training troops for an hour before she let me invade her keep

by floptronomous June 9, 2018

Quickstrike troop

A unit in the second cavalry regiment consisting of soldiers who are either fat, on drugs. Divorced, or bootlickers.

You’re in Quickstrike troop? That place is filled with drug addicts and incompetent ncos.

by 2ndcavsucks August 2, 2022

trooping

1. To be in a state of extreme confusion, disorder, or panic often causing a sudden wave of trepidation.

Person 1: "Oh no, we're not gonna be sitting next to each other on the flights!"
Person 2: "No, we will, the seats are next to each other."
Person 1: "Oh, phew, I was trooping."

by thebigvinnie May 25, 2014

the Troops

when u think someone is so attractive you need to thank them for their service like they're a goddamn Veteran or current member of the Armed Services

she's hot she's the Troops
I want them he's the dam Troops

by siccboi420 March 9, 2017

Troop

Lit or kiff person or thing

Damn thats some troop shit!

by Kifffff December 15, 2018

Goop Troop

When a group of males surrounds a victim and proceeds to ejaculate all over them. Typically used in acts of dominance.

They all wear "Power Line" sunglasses from "A Goofy Movie" while they do it and laugh like the beloved Disney cartoon character, Goofy. ex. "H'yuk hehehhooo! Garsh!" When they spray their goofy goop.
Think of it as a thematic Bukkake.

Dude we totally gave Roxie a Goop Troop last night; she was practically swimming in it.

by Tatsuyamoon January 10, 2022