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trek domane al5 gen 4

The trek domane al5 gen 4 is a super heavy "mountain" bike made from the hands of trek bicycle. Known for its cheap price the frame is made from cheap Chinese plastic that will melt in any heat above 69.420 F. The ride feeling is uncomfortable, the handlebars snap under slight pressure and the "12 speed" shifting sucks. Advertised as a "top of the range MTB" it has nothing mtb, 0mm front travel, 0mm rear travel, and rigid ass wheels so thin a fucking ant can topple the whole thing. Domane AL5 frames are also known to snap in a million pieces after running over a dust mite.
Megan: check it out!! my new domane AL5 gen 4.
Joe: yo fuck that bike, that's cheap Chinese shit
Megan rides *domane instantly melts*
Joe: told you, trek domane al5 gen 4 is cheap garbage, it is retailed in Quagmire and Giggly landfill for just 2 cents!
by Knmagor December 17, 2023
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trek

When something is to long to walk, run etc.
by Scottish babe April 14, 2016
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Trek of the hands

When you don’t have any king skins and you have to stick two small skins to make a joint
Awh man I’m just back from piano practice and sticking skins would be some trek of the hands right now
by BaterBorn December 18, 2020
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Urban Trek

A mode-of-transportation that involves a big group of people walking somewhere while drinking, smoking, and stopping at various bars/restaurants along the way.
For Rod's 23rd Birthday, we'll be urban trekking to Doloris Park.
by stanley_mcdoolis July 15, 2016
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star trek religion

The in universe mock religion of Trekkies from Futurama in the 23rd Century.
"By The 23rd Century, Star Trek had evolved from a fandom of male virgins with skin problems into a full blown religion" - Zoe Saldana as Lieutenant Nyota Uhura as herself from Futurama Celebrity voice cast guest appearance. Known as The Star Trek Religion.
by TheHeroKing April 21, 2023
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Trek

To actively rub male genitalia over your pedo uncle
Thomas are you trekking me again, if so keep going.
by TrekkerTom January 24, 2023
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star trek

the act of traveling really far for the sole purpose of hooking up with someone
He lives a few hours away but he wants me to come over... do I star trek?
by tanamongeaulanguage April 22, 2020
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