Bum towels

Toilet paper, loo roll, bog roll

Ah shit we're completely out of bum towels and I really need to go. bog roll

by Auslang April 17, 2015

Tip Toweling

When you sneak around with an erection that is covered with a small towel

Carter was tip toweling to the kitchen to get a midnight snack when Nana turned on the light and discovered his hidden erection.

by Tip towelettes January 20, 2019

Dremel towel

if your significant other or whoever forgot to put fabric softener in the washer and all the t-shirts, socks and towels are rough like sandpaper

had to dry myself with the dremel towel; makes the after shower treatment a real pain in the ass

by bikesniffer May 8, 2014

Wet Towel

Wet Towel

A lethal weapon used to wreak havoc upon anyone in the changing rooms of a pool or gym.

OR

The term given to define something that is useless, pathetic and annoying in its self and to society.

Example 1

Mum: "How the hell did you get all those red marks on your back!!?"

Son: "Dave went on a killing spree with his wet towel in the changing rooms again..."

Example 2

Guy 1: Hey did you see that video of Justin Bieber starting on that reporter?"

Guy 2: "Yeah that kids such a fucking wet towel!"

by CheshireTheGreat March 18, 2013

Green towel

A habit, action or object that would be considered inconsistent with one's personality; the one anomaly in a person's pattern of behavior.

Normally, he was an organized person, but his filthy desk was his green towel.

by TaroTart October 30, 2011

Carrie Towel

The item a person uses to clean up his or her body fluids after masturbation.

Person A: So i just got through masturbating bro.
Person B: You cleaned up, right?
Person A: Yep, i used my Carrie Towel.
Person B: You have one too! Mine is a stuffed animal!
Person A: Get outta town! So is mine!

by RafalioCruz June 28, 2011

You're a Towel

An insult that shows the speakers mild annoyance that they are losing an arguement. But doesn't have any great impact on the recipient. Originally from South Park

When two people are in an arguement and one of them is losing. "Well I don't care what you say, You're a Towel!"

by Mash Potato Fight December 23, 2008