torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.

Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!

by You_Da_Monster September 5, 2011

Irish Torque Wrench

Hammer

I,m just going to fix the fence, have you seen the Irish torque wrench love?

by Henchy October 17, 2009

torqued

Getting super high off of drugs (usually weed).

Im boutta get so torqued broo

by Forestcall April 20, 2022

Torqued

it means super high, so high I make up words

I’m so fucking torqued right now

by ainnoot April 29, 2020

Torque

To (usually intentionally) anger or torment someone.

Dude, stop torqing me, I'm trying to drive here. (Friend in back seat keeps blowing in driver's ear)

I can't take this torque-fly any more! Am I the only person in the room he keeps landing on?

Please stop torqing me guys, I can't help that I have bird-legs.

What's with this damn torque-fly hat keeps landing on my face - Am I the only one in the room with bad breath or something?

by Elephantboy23 August 30, 2021

Balls are Torqued

When somebody is irritable to everyone because they are pissed about something.

John: Why the hell is James so pissed today?
Landon: His balls are torqued from his wife bitching at him all day long.

by 3pumpdump October 20, 2014

Torque Bunny

(Slang, derogatory or objectifying) A woman, typically one without a specific interest in automobiles, who is perceived to be sexually attracted to a man specifically because he owns a high-torque, powerful vehicle. The term implies that her attraction is superficial and tied to the status and perceived masculinity symbolized by the vehicle.

"He joked that the 'torque bunny' attraction to his BMW 530d wasn't about the car's looks, but about the deep, rumbling promise of a driver who knew how to deliver a smooth, powerful ride."

by BMW530DOwner October 22, 2025