Turnips Tied

To be stuck or confused; another phrase for "in a pickle"

Tommy has his turnips tied trying to answer the calculus problem.

by The Jack Vance February 3, 2023

social skills of a turnip

Turnips have no social skills, there for someone with the "social skills of a turnip" have no social skills.

Awkward with people. Poor social skills

Edward doesn't work well with others, he has the social skills of a turnip.

by cyberhomie July 1, 2021

turnip

rubbish - very low quality - something without value -

have you ever seen `underbelly` ? - its totally turnip.

thats more turnip than a normal can shake a stick at

by merk hunter May 6, 2008

laying a turnip

When one is in a state in wich he creates a large anal excroitation which takes the shape of a vegatable often known as the turnip,

there seems to be a vegatable spraying/oosing out of my anus, i seem to be LAYING A TURNIP

by david somerville June 20, 2007

Turnip

Referring to a female dog's private parts.

When I bathe my dog, I make sure to get in there and really clean out her turnip.

by Phil July 29, 2003

Turnip Tickler

A turnip tickler is a faggot/poof/queer/gay, I think you get it. Turnip being the metaphor for male genitalia.

Poof: Come here mate, I want your ass!
You: Piss off you turnip tickler

by Gaylord_v_Gr8 December 21, 2007

turniphead

Someone with a head shaped like a brussel spout

he looks like a turniphead - the gay there that has a head shaped exactly like a brussel sprout

by Chav January 8, 2005