Toobin

The act of masturbating while on Zoom.

I was toobin to our hot HR lady on that call.

by gmoney888 October 19, 2020

toobin

Spanking your monkey on a ZOOM call and thinking Mute turned your camera off.

Guy was Toobin during the staff meeting.

by illybay721 October 20, 2020

full toobin

Masturbating on a video call in full view of coworkers, like Jeffery Toobin does.

Did you see Jeff go full toobin on the zoom call today?

by nope_mcnopeynope October 19, 2020

Toobin

Jerking off during a live video call.

Named after now former CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin for jerking off on video during a Zoom call.

"I totally need to toobin. Sara looks so good in our weekly all hands."

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Tuggin the Toobin

Masturbating or preforming a lewd act whilst on a video conference call.

Doug got caught Tuggin the Toobin whilst on a Zoom call with his colleagues.

by Not my reall October 21, 2020

Toobin

The act of furiously flogging one's dog or flicking one's bean while on a teleconference while unwittingly broadcasting said act to one's coworkers.

Hey, did you hear Jeff got fired for Toobin?

by Flurglblurg October 21, 2020

Toobin

When you misunderstand someone asking to see your jacket as them asking to see you jack-it.

Yes, that is my penis. I apologize! I guess I was Toobin.

by Frank Grimes VIII October 20, 2020