love toed

when a man and a women are having sex and the man takes his penis out of her vagina and starts to violently shove his big toe in her. when the girl finishes she typically bites the mans toenail off and eats it.

Person 1: Hey dude, I noticed the nail to you're big toe is gone, what happened?
Person 2: Cindy and I totally love toed last night!
Person 1: Cindy's a keeper!

by a whole lotta gross December 17, 2017

Tos ‘n Topple

Drinking game.

Two warriors face off to the death.
Players take turns throwing a ping pong ball at a full centre cup.

Rules:
1. If a player gets it in and the second player misses, the second player takes a sip from the cup.
2. If a player gets it in and the second player gets it in too, the first player drinks the sip.
3. If no players get it in, play continues until rule 1 or 2 are reached.

Invented by: @loudon__annandale and @that.guy.lee

Person 1: Let’s play Tos ‘n topple
Person 2: Fuck yeah, I want to get drunk

by that.guy.lee January 05, 2024

Toed

To have Walker's feen rubbed all over ones face cuz he toed you once he told you twice

Bro did you witness him get toed?

by Lillyofthespedshed September 16, 2023

Trachea Toed

when you trick people to swallow jerky and produce trachea toes

you were trachea toed bitch

by AcousticAutism December 07, 2020

Trachea Toed

when you trick people to swallow jerky and produce trachea toes

you were trachea toed bitch

by AcousticAutism December 07, 2020

Tippy Toed

trapped

Wait so you said you didn't like her but didn't you say you fucked her yesterday. Yo lyin ass get. tippy toed

by XxBoomer69cheeck_claperxX November 30, 2019

E-toed

The act of becoming drunk. Derived from the Chemical offhand notation of ethanol the main ingredient in alcoholic beverages (EtOH --> E-TOH --> E-toed). Typically seen among the intellectual community.

After my organic chemistry final I got super E-toed. Thank god i wont have to touch an epoxide until the MCAT

by mesutozilfan5 December 13, 2010